fiction

just another day of not being rich and famous

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

#travel back to stone age #fail at using a flint #get dubbed as stupid by all the cavemen

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”