Beneath The Shadows Gossip

Well, well, well, party people. It looks like our most recent full moon was a bit of a doozy. A lot happened in our little quiet town that’s making me rethink calling it “quiet.”

Let’s take a look at what you fools were up to during our Super Blood Wolf Full Moon.

Poor @tessa-nicole-ward​ was feeling the effects from not feeding for a few months. This girl is looking worse for wear and let me tell you, hon, that’s not gonna help you get laid. You have to feed more than that. Then again, last time she fed there were grave consequences. Golden child @goodsign-adam​ recognized her as a student at the high school and stepped in to offer some assistance.

Resident cheeseball, @flaminghot-taechos, and runaway witch, @gracexkline tried to experiment with their heightened abilities. In the words of Grace, they played the ultimate game of “the floor is lava!” combining their abilities with fire and earth. Let’s just say the playground is the local hotspot that you don’t want to take your kids to for a while. We’ll see if they’re ever going to be able to rebuild that playground again.

@elise-kovack​ had the jitters and seemed to have been feeling the moon before it even came out, spilling coffee left and right at Procaffeination. Most patrons seemed pretty understanding and she was able to shrug it off as too much coffee or stress. Good improvisational skills, Elise, but let’s see how long you can keep your discretion.

Meanwhile, our favorite brooding vamps @murphyslawx and @drdeweyf really got out of their shells this past moon. Seems like some of the vampires in town had a block party that turned into a feeding frenzy (blood orgy? Wouldn’t be the first time something like that happened in town.) Miss Murphy got our stand-offish to fully embrace his more instinctive side while keeping him in check. Since then, it seems like she’s not too keen on his search for God. But that’s another story for another day.

Speaking of vampires indulging in their wild side, baby vamp @xtillinorwood had more than just blood on her hands-- she had murder. What a tasty word. Doesn’t seem like she has much recollection of what happened but who can blame her? She’s a new vamp experiencing an insane surge of power. Luckily for her, a more experienced vampire, @thevigilantevamp stepped in to offer some guidance. We’ll see if our shy club owner becomes blondie’s Mr. Miyagi.

Blame it on the moon or blame it on the hormones, @kelsiewoods nearly collided with @zekereynes, causing for an awkward encounter. Turns out when your body wants to break all it’s bones and howl at the moon but it can’t because you’re knocked up, you get really moody. Can’t blame Kelsie though, she’s been through the wringer. Luckily, Zeke’s calm and collected aura kept the situation from escalating. Time for unexpected friends in unexpected places?

That certainly was an exciting full moon. If I missed anything, well, ya’ll should send me a message. I’m always game to find out the 411 on everyone in town. Tell me your secrets, confessions, I’m here for them all.

Okay, folks. The moment you’ve all been waiting for… My take and observations on our recent Halloween Shit Show. Or event. Whatever ya’ll think makes the most sense. From my perspective, the planning committee did a shit job at security and quality control. But whatever, I’m just the guy who rants about shit. Let’s get on with it.

@nickk-robinsonn got lost in the corn maze with several people.  Makes you wonder if he was doing that intentionally or if he was just that bad at directions. He was spotted bickering with @josephinevidales about plowing through the corn stalks and eating raw corn. I thought they were flirting but now this has got to be some weird fetish stuff.

@astridofthemoon got her flirt on.  Even if it was a love potion we like seeing her loosen up.  She was seen flirting with Grace, Tae, Griffin, Sophie, Gianna, and Nova.  Seemed to have paid off given she was later spotted making out with @flaminghot-taechos.

@kelsiewoods bragging about getting her man and seems absolutely addicted to apple cider.  Sweetheart you better chill on that or people will pick up on the cravings before your even on Bump Watch.  Though I guess we can give you a pass now that @armstrong-james went and made you a widow.  Is there a word for a woman after her fiancé dies?  

Speaking of awkward, Kelsie’s ravings about her engagement fell on realistic ears when she gushed to @giannasalsbury​. The practical pastry chef had a few choice thoughts about the rushed engagement but maintained a supportive and practical view. Turns out this Brit can cook up up some pretty good advice!

@goodsign-adam was out here ‘judging’ pumpkins. Someone get this man a child already.  He’s too cute with the kids not to have several.  I mean, who else but an absolute #daddy would spend so much time giving out participation ribbons for those little soul suckers? Though, it did make me one of my own when he introduced his young Padawan-learner, @sirenselene, to his student. The girl freaking thought she was a Disney Princess and I mean, can you blame her? I want kids to adore me like they adore Selene.

@isabel-han and @amarikeita both impacted by the tainted blood in different ways.  The wise one falling ill for the first time in centuries while the baby vamp let the blood lust lose (ouch, that;s gotta hurt @flaminghot-taechos.)  Was it just the Princess’ age and tolerance that kept her in control or was something else at play?

Luckily, before her bloodlust took over, a truth serum seemed to with @isabel-han and @novathompson, who seem to be rekindling their friendship after Issy’s hiatus post-turning. Maybe Isabel will finally confess the other things she’s been tucking away in her closet? I just hope these too watch Riverdale together like old times.

@galexwilliams doesn’t understand that without all the pieces a costume is ineffective. Gotta say, clever historical references will still give you a win in our book.

@eve-martin and her adorable little son were spotted hurling hex bags at unsuspecting homes.  Seems like the Dean has a wild prankster streak no one expected.  Though who takes a baby on a covert pranking mission?  Next time, get a sitter. Seems like she’ll definitely consider it, given @gracexkline stumbled upon their little tirade.

@alisonhashart might be developing a blood kink.  Or a vampire kink?  At the urging of @ninaskal.  Looks can be deceiving when it comes to Little Miss Innocent.

@pastor-silasbahar Silas Silas…what are we going to do about you?  Dancing around like it’s the end of supernatural days and taunting poor @caitlxn-dunmxre?  We get it,@greysonxblake had to help you clean up the church, but if there’s no supernatural anymore what are you gonna do about that boner that seems to develop by being in Amari’s mere presence.

Resident uncontrolled-harpy, @chloexbarnett played it safe during the festivities, opting to stay indoors. I just hope she bought plenty of candy to pass out to those trick-or-treaters.@timid-amrala followed suit, and took the event as an opportunity to research her family’s secret heritage. Let’s hope she uncovers the secrets her mother kept that got her sent away into the list of ‘unsolved disappearances’ many supernaturals seem to be facing.

@griffinwest whipped out the potions the Twilight Zone has been working on all year, spilling some trade secrets to those who would listen. He even offered some off-the-menu items that even had me intrigued. I wonder, do they really call that Confidence Booster the Yeezy? Because that’s just genius.

Good Samaritan and detective @detectiveharper was busy doing good deeds left and right. Did no one tell her it was Mischief Night? She helped clean the church and even stopped to help suffering vamps during the strange epidemic that took over during the event. Give this girl a badge of honor.

@andreaxnoles was among the first in the pack to sense the disturbance in the force (sorry, can you tell I’m a Star Wars guy?) when baddie @skylar-monaghan brought down her mighty Alpha. Let’s see how she handles the shift in pack dynamics.

Whooooooiiiiiieeeeeee. Looks like it was another chaotic Halloween Event this year folks. What did you expect? It’s Halloween in a town with supernaturals and humans running amuck. I for one, am retiring to my place to eat Halloween candy and binge-watch the Disney Channel Halloweentown series and pretend none of this happened.

Okay, that’s a lie and ya’ll know it. Send me any dirt you scooped up between running from hungry vamps and trying not to drown in the lake. I want the 411 on budding relationships, contention between friends and rivalries, and secrets folks want to remain hidden. It’s Halloween and that’s my real treat.

“I’ve never died before, man, what the fuck are you supposed to say your mates? Hey, so I died, but now I’m back, and I need to try really hard not to drink your blood. I dunno what I would even say to my mates. Good on her for trying, I guess. But Nova’s lived with a vampire forever, so if anyone’s going to understand, it’s gotta be her.”

@isabel-han @paxtonmunroe @novathompson

“You mean like, in an alternative universe or somethin’?

What comes to mind is @armstrong-james and @nickk-robinsonn. How close are they to running off into this maze and starting a new life in the corn? Sorry, @kelsiewoods, Mr. Robinson is here to steal your man.@astridofthemoon and @flaminghot-taechos, remind me of this photo and we all know who is who. Just pretend they’re two different dogs in the same dog house.@tegan-matheson and @isabel-han just to give @griffinwest the fantasies he’s always wanted. The student/teacher dynamic is close to the sire/child one, right?What do ya’ll think? Got any crackships or normal ships you see brewing?”

“How new do we want to go?

We have @timid-amrala who seems to be on a journey of self-discovery after her mother mysteriously disappeared. She’s still new so she’s getting to know everyone. Timid seems to be the right word for her. I can’t wait to see the fire within.Then there’s @isabel-han, our baby vampire who apparently lives in closets of secrets. She’s just breaking out of her recluse stage where she was learning control it seems. I’m interested in what her close friends @novathompson and @paxtonmunroe have to say about her reappearance.@alisonhashart is our other favorite barista who won’t try to eat you. She has an open heart, which I have to admire, but in a town of supernaturals, I want her to be careful of who she trusts. Too early to say if she’s in any trouble now, though.Lastly, there’s @astridofthemoon. I like her independent nature but you definitely see a little bit of Lone Wolf Syndrome or whatever weird mental illnesses afflict werewolves. She’s on edge a lot it seems, but a tough cookie is still a cookie. I’ve noticed her warming up to @flaminghot-taechos and @nickk-robinsonn.”

“Divide amongst the species and conquer. From the vampires, you’ll need @amarikeita. She’s a princess from a place far, far, away and is centuries old. You don’t survive shit for centuries with pure luck.

Reppin’ the Hocus Pocus types would be my man @griffinwest. He can lead a coven and outsmart even the savviest of con-men. Not to mention he’s a natural-born charmer.

For our lovable canine, I’m going for a girl who’s got bark and bite. Sorry @armstrong-james, but @astridofthemoon has a chip on her shoulder and won’t back down from a challenge. I want her on my team.

Our resident meat-bag would be veteran @greysonxblake. Our local fire chief/daddy has survived wars where he fought against and alongside supernaturals. He knows first aid and probably could cook up some sweet barbecue. He’s a dad, right?Last but not least, I’m calling and audible and taking to the seas with @sirenselene. She’s new to the scene, but every team needs a rookie to root for. She’s an underdog with a gift for music even before she turned. She’d also keep everything a little more innocent, give the group hope and be a metaphor for a better tomorrow or some shit.”

“This father of two is a daddy in two senses, I suppose. He’s got that whole…Guarded, protector thing going. Gotta wonder what a man like that is hiding. Maybe not a deep dark secret, but a buried vulnerability to compensate for.”

Tell me what you got and I’ll show you what I’ve got.