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@ben10returns
[colin ford, 21, cis man, he/him/his] Did you hear that BENJAMIN KIRBY TENNYSON from BEN 10 is a SOPHOMORE at Tooniversity? He majors in ASTRONOMY and you can find him PLAYING SOCCER on most days. I always hear ALIENS EXIST BY BLINK-182 playing from his dorm!
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my guy’s pretty like a girl
and he’s got fight stories to tell
Did you guys know if you stack every food they serve in the dining hall on one plate that you’ll definitely drop it on your way back to your table? I thought I had it planned out; I put the pizza on the bottom for a nice base, layered that a few times. I disassembled the burgers with the cheese side down because I thought the cheese on cheese action would be like clue. I should’ve put the buns down first and then the patties, but hey, what can we do. Then, on top of the burger, I put the mac and cheese (the cheese as glue theory clearly did not pan out the way I thought) and then on top of that I put the fries! I should’ve put the mac and cheese on top of the fries for a little poutine action, but I was the most hungry for the fries so I had to get to those first. Anyways, as I was walking back to my seat the whole thing totally toppled over. Now I need a nap.
( mentally: this man is clearly stoned. ) Yeah, man, that’s crazy. ( but he also might be the funniest motherfucker i’ve ever met. ) I think what you should’ve done is this: get a big bowl. NOT the type they keep near the soup - that’s a rookie mistake. you should’ve got the ones they keep toward the salad bars. yeah, the one no one ever goes to ever since someone found a - actually, if you eat there, i don’t think you want to know. and just sort of piled everything into there. that way, it can’t slip out! it’s like a crib for food.
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“they need to invent a coffee that’s mostly milk as the base, or something,” ben said, walking over. it was quiet enough for ben to focus on his calc homework and empty enough to listen to his music without worrying that he was going to disrupt anyone. ( if anyone had found a way to listen to blink-182 without doing an air guitar, ben needed to know their method asap. )
“here, let me help you,” he said, grabbing some garbage. “i swear the freshman here are something else. no respect for their elders.”
“Elders!” Ginger exclaimed with a laugh, “I didn’t think I was a campus grandma yet, at least let me make it to senior year. Thanks,” She nodded to the boy as he began helping her. “What year are you?”
"sophomore. what about you?” his watched glowed as they spoke, a notification that someone was trying to call him. (his grandpa, most likely. they usually spoke around this time.) he ignored it. “at this rate, i don’t think i’m going to make it to senior year.” he shook his head, thinking about his failed physics test. “i’m ben, by the way. what’s your name?”
@northbuilding & anyone
if ben could go back in time, he would kick his nineteen year old self in the ass. no, that’s not true. he’d probably tell him to, like, invest in crypto or something. something smart. then, he’d kick himself in the ass. because why in the hell did he choose astronomy as a major. why couldn’t he have chosen something easy? like, neuroscience or russian. classical mandarin. anything would’ve been easier than whatever level of physics or math he was supposed to already know by now.
“when i make contact with aliens, the first thing i’m gonna do is ban math,” he mumbles to himself, crossing out another page of messy equations.
Trixie found herself in the North Building on days that she had Economics. Not her favorite days, but not because of the subject matter, mostly because of the finance bros that invaded her classes. But just when she thought she’d found a quiet corner to do her homework, someone said something about aliens. She looked up to find a boy with an astronomy textbook.
“Banning math is aiming way too small. Start by eliminating the Scorpios.” Of course, she’d mistaken astronomy for astrology, but she didn’t care.
ben looked up and saw a very beautiful girl looking back at her. a smart person might have tried to be suave, but ben wasn’t smart, so instead he replied, “yeah, man, scorpions are the worst.”
and then, because he got a little too excited and he was never too used to people - especially girls - from his high school liking aliens, let alone talking about them, ben said, “so much intelligent life out there and we still haven’t found an easier way to do anything.”
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who: open!
where: the student center
On the center’s less-busy days, Ginger found herself cleaning up behind students who left food wrappers, pencil shavings, and plastic cups after they’d gone from their study sessions. Weekends were less busy, but those that did come weren’t any cleaner than the ones during the week. She held a half-empty iced coffee from Inkblot to her nose. “I see the seasonal drinks are out,” she said aloud to no one in particular. That one smelled particularly of chestnut praline.
“they need to invent a coffee that’s mostly milk as the base, or something,” ben said, walking over. it was quiet enough for ben to focus on his calc homework and empty enough to listen to his music without worrying that he was going to disrupt anyone. ( if anyone had found a way to listen to blink-182 without doing an air guitar, ben needed to know their method asap. )
“here, let me help you,” he said, grabbing some garbage. “i swear the freshman here are something else. no respect for their elders.”
@northbuilding & anyone
if ben could go back in time, he would kick his nineteen year old self in the ass. no, that’s not true. he’d probably tell him to, like, invest in crypto or something. something smart. then, he’d kick himself in the ass. because why in the hell did he choose astronomy as a major. why couldn’t he have chosen something easy? like, neuroscience or russian. classical mandarin. anything would’ve been easier than whatever level of physics or math he was supposed to already know by now.
“when i make contact with aliens, the first thing i’m gonna do is ban math,” he mumbles to himself, crossing out another page of messy equations.
#mood
To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is
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i think green is the best color. like it’s not my favorite, but it’s the best out of all of them. if you disagree i’m going to kill you so hard and so fast
Ben 10 Aesthetic: Ben Tennyson
People change with time. There are things that happened to a person in his childhood and years later they seem to him alien and strange. I am trying to decipher that child. Sometimes he is a stranger to me. When you think about when you were ten, don’t you feel a certain alienation?
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