Bennett Washington

Gun or knife? 

Knife sounds more kinky. And less lethal.

You were talking about guys, I’m sorry I got it wrong. 

Nope. Just girl. I want girls to buy me drinks.

I look like 12 and you behave like 12. Are you sure, you’re old enough to be here?

Yup. I'm definitely a big kid.

"Shit, sorry."

Uh....hi

…Sounds like something my sister might say.

Riiiiight

And you’re whiney.

But mooooooooooooooom

and the pick up lines keep getting worse.

Sorry?

Would you still be that understanding if this was about your own kid?

Definitely caught some of Lan-Man's babysitters making out

I bet he is.

We should have a play date some time

Supplier of what?

Confidence.

Cheers! To…more beer for us.

Fuck yeah

And why do you care so much about her opinion? Got a thing for her?

What? A thing for Sienna? Ew, god no.

Yes, he doesn’t share even if he could never eat all of them alone. Because you’re with me and he’ll think we planned this together. 

But I didn't do anything! I should just throw you under the bus and stop running.

It’s nothing. I’m fine.

Landon would say your pants should be on fire right now

Is that a new party drug?

Yup, and I'm your number one supplier

I can’t believe a mother just takes off and leaves her baby, she carried him nine months. I feel really bad for him.

Lan's a good kid too.