It ain't easy being cheesy

uh oh i think im white girl wasrted

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

ill be honest i dont really get queuing

well this way instead of sitting in an empty lobby waiting for players to join you get to browse around until the queue has enough players to actually start a lobby and then they can all go play immediately

picks you up and climbs my stepladder to put you on a high shelf

HEY?????

Watching the SAW Movies this Jigsaw guy is a Fucking Asshole Fuck this guy. This guy sucks!!!!!! What a fucking loser!!!!!!!

Nathaniel would be the most upset to lose, but its mostly because Sera would win and she wasnt trying

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin