It ain't easy being cheesy

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil don’t protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??

Yea fam. All that “we don’t need sunscreen” shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists don’t know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and it’s a nasty combination.

Yeah, it’s harder for us to get it but when we do it’s deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.

https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!

I’m gonna second the rec for Black Girl Sunscreen, it’s affordable, Black owned, and immediately melts into the skin without leaving any gross white cast.

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

my best friend and i are watching all the superbowl half times from the last decade and out loud i said “this is the kind of pageantry you’d see in the DPRK”

yall when we find the 119th element can we please find the other 49 elements quickly afterwards please i just really don’t want every single periodic table to be a perfect rectangle except for one random square at the bottom

ohhhh my god that is so much more cursed. i love the effort but i want to stomp on this table like a spider.