It ain't easy being cheesy

my fav thing about TNG is when something insane happens and the second it’s resolved, picard will hand the bridge to riker and peace the fuck out. it is the deep space equivalent of “i need a fucking cigarette”

One really funny thing about Worf is his significance in Klingon politics. Like he has no official position in their government but he’s stopping civil wars, killing politicians for personal and political reasons, conspiring to rig elections, etc. His brother is on the high council and the only reason Worf himself isn’t on it is because the truth about his father would fuck up this already fragile society. He is making political decisions that affect the entire Klingon empire. He’s basically Klingon nobility. But he still spends most of his time on the Enterprise making suggestions that Picard doesn’t listen to.

I’m just saying, modern Star Trek wouldn’t have any of its main characters spend the first two minutes of a cold open reciting Shakespeare line-for-line while wearing medieval garb. We’ve lost something along the way,

writing star trek fanfiction is one of the most noble and honorable hobbies a person can have

sir, the transgender allegorometer is reading at a 3.5 already - if things keep increasing at this rate, it’ll be subtext in a matter of hours. in days? it could be text