It ain't easy being cheesy

its funny "runes" get used as like a general term for "magical symbols" when real life runes were just a small family of late antique to medieval northern european alphabets

This addition is so important.

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

Yo mama so ugly she passed away peacefully in her sleep but was still marked as a car crash victim

just cracked a can and said "oh right I forgot to shake it" and you will not believe what happened next

that's right: I was cut apart and cannibalised

i love that game changer has gained a resident stenographer, adult performer, and kink therapist through its 8 seasons

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

this is like when youre playing the slot machine in isaac and youre past depths II so you dont need money, and instead of getting pickups you put one penny in and it blows up and you get the dollar item. #annoying #tboi

Did you just call Dollarbob a t boy