It ain't easy being cheesy

you dorks cannot resist a “well ackshually 🤓” if your life depended on it

the way y’all act on tumblr dot com i can’t tell if i am supposed to post a stream of consciousness thought or a peer reviewed journal with citations like can i have fun and blurt out my thoughts or do i have to clock in to write a thesis and defend it?

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

When he clocks out at The Factory, where he manually builds entire fridges from scratch using only raw materials, he has three interests: Car, The Pub and Sports. He desperately wants to vote for a center-left party but just can't bring himself to do it when they actually do something left-wing.

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

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a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

speaking as someone who found voice training to be a fulfilling and sometimes even enjoyable experience: everyone needs to shut the fuck up and leave trans women alone about our voices forever. treating a woman more poorly than you would otherwise just because you feel some way about the sound of her voice is a fucked up way to treat someone and if you do, you should feel ashamed. i wish i had been allowed to be motivated exclusively by the intrinsic fulfillment of taking hold of my femininity on my own terms. but regardless of whether i liked that process, i mostly did it because I wanted to make it less likely that I'd be discriminated against. and guess what? it worked. i remember the first day my voice passed on the phone. the joy of it was somewhat qualified by the growing and uncomfortable awareness of how much better i had just been treated, confirmation that the friction I'd been feeling was real by way of its sudden disappearance. i *like* the sound of my voice and it upsets me that my favorite thing about it is how well it prevents me from being abused.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

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Hello bisexual community

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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.