1.     âWait, youâve been hired to killthis guy too?!â AU
2.     âMy apologies, upon closer inspection it turns out that you are not the person I was hired to kill.â AU
3.     âI havenât decided if Iâm actually going to kill you yet but first, either way, what did you DO to piss off the Canadians so badly.â AU
4.     âThey never told me the target was also a trained killer. Did they tell you?â AU
5.     âIâm meant to kill you but Iâve been watching you for a week to work out how and youâre just too nice.â AU
6.     âIâm intrigued; the last three attempts on my life were much better funded and prepared.â AU
7.     âAll my intel said youâre not meant to be back until next week and Iâm sitting here using your flat as a sniper nest to kill a bad guy. This is awkward.â AU
8.     âI can only assume weâre both missing part of the story here because that was supposed to kill you.â AU
9.     âDude, you just shot my arm off. Do they not hire assassins with an aim anymore?â AU
10. âExplain to me one more time, why exactly are you so desperate to buy this much Ricin?â AU
11. âSo let me get this straight. You nuked my entire home city and you still didnât manage to kill me?â AU
12. âDude, no. If you kill me that just leaves you, the crazy guy and the CAT!â AU
13. âI donât know who you are or how you got in here but I need you to give back at least some of the armoury.â AU
14. âHaving drawn the short straw Iâm the guy who has to explain to you why we canât take out a hit on an entire landmass.â AU
15. âLook, I know we got off on the wrong foot back there but we are literally the only two people on this boat who are not assassins, soâŚâ AU