Lit

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy

Power play of the century???

The best part of liking someone is when they nerd out about something to you, and you’re just like “Wow what a dork” but also like “wow what a cutie I love you”

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

lol guys

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

I don’t need a man but where is he

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

when

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

Oh shit this was literally me in school

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

We’re on to you bad boys

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

yo same

it do be like that though

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

This could save lives

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

I can’t scroll by this, my baby and every other puppy has got me so whipped

this was the scariest thing i have ever had to do

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

i dont understand how i procrastinate everything i do like i even procrastinate watching tv shows? i feel like normally you would normally procrastinate doing things you dont enjoy like homework and cleaning and stuff but tv shows? who am i