Vitrum Edere Possum; Mihi Non Nocet

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

watching project hail mary while nodding the whole time to show that i agree with eva stratt shooting ryland grace into space

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?