Nonbinary weirdo

Umbilical cords are just baby charging cords and when the baby is born its battery is at 100%

Rick roll but instead of never gonna give you up it's the miya hehe miya ho song

I hate when people leave lights on because it is a habit for me to enter a room and flick the light switch so if it's already on I look like an idiot trying to turn on a light that wasnt off

Due to my mother's hatred of crumbs, I have gained the ability to shove an entire chip into my mouth, no matter the size

The way I text changes based on who I'm talking to, how I'm feeling, and the current situation

I think I should be worried that nearly all my favourite characters are psychopaths

I may be cute when I'm angry but it does not change the fact that you are the cause of that anger and will most likely end up with bruised shins if you stay close enough for me to kick

My personality is just annoying others by complaining about doing something as I do it, and then refusing to stop doing it

Does anyone else purposely get a written response question wrong on a test because you're sure how to answer it??