Beezy64

byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. it’ll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

full disclosure Cookie Clicker's Steam version is an electron app. you would think i'd specify this to clarify i know the evil i'm talking about. unfortunately i cannot rule out using it to make more of my web games standalone in the future

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days