Beetroot Stains

For someone, this morning will be the last morning they wake up with all ten fingers.

pls dont personally attack me on the internet

UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS

im tired yall

My ex stepdad did something similar. Pretended to be a 15 year old boy and started a text relationship with my 15 year old friend so he could keep an eye on 15 year old me and make sure I wasn’t partying or secretly hanging out with boys.

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to