hello!!

of all the crimes committed by the artemis fowl movie, by far the most unforgivable is making me look at fowl sr 

thought about af and decided to look at all my old posts and it’s so strange to revisit this blog because i made this when i was a freshman in high school and Going Through It.... high school!!! i was a baby then!! and now i’m in grad school!! absolutely nuts!

holly: artemis is just the Worst he's such a pain in the ass some rando fairy: haha yeah i hate that kid holly: how dare u. how fucking Dare u. who the hell do u think u are u piece of-

everytime someone reblogs that "art/emis fo/wl did nothing wrong" post with a whole explanation abt how I'm wrong, I lose 10 years off my life

someone: this af post is so inaccurate did u even read the books?? me, the fool with a blog dedicated entirely to the artemis fowl series: who the fuck is artemis fowl and what the fuxk is a book

artemis fowl au where the people are aliens

*foaly voice* git gud

holly does butler a solid n drags artemis to the gym to help him get Buff but it just ends w her bench pressing artemis. butler is disappointed but not surprised

i want a legit af high fantasy au where the people live above ground w the humans & artemis is a cold and haughty prince seeking to restore his family name through less than savory means w the people

holly doesn't own any shirts w sleeves on them bc sleeves can't contain her Raw Power. she also just wants ppl to admire her arm muscles bc she put a lot of work into them & they look Bomb