you want the yass thighs healing salad?

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

they don’t want you to know this but Hi