put him on a LEASH and give him a DOG TOY to bite down on while you FUCK HIM!!!!

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

edward at the end of new moon

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

every time i listen to fall out boy it blows my mind how much i like fall out boy.

me to the fall out boy fans who follow my fall out boy blog on which i post about fall out boy: have you guys heard this?

i actually chortled omg

"Wrong MLM bestie"