GALLERIA DEL CUTIE

Only way to stay cool in this heat

I had to hand it to Josh, he had really outdone himself. A year prior, we had struck up a deal on if he could pack on 100 pounds in a single year. A little random, but he had always been one for eccentric competitions. Of course, I bet against the man. I had never even seen him eat dessert before then, let alone enough to put on substantial weight. Well, one year and many feasts later, I find myself out of $100 bucks and with a far plumper friend. I asked if he was done, and only got a chuckle. “I don’t think I could stop if you paid me back the $100 with interest!”

Craziest ass I’ve seen in a while🍑

just barely able to squeeze in

The notion that you’ll “lose control” is really more of a fantasy thing than the reality of gaining. You’re a real person - you have a large degree of control over how big you choose to get provided there’s not some underlying condition/illness contributing. If you really enjoy it and get massive, that’s beautiful and you should be proud.

His butt and thighs are sure packing on the pounds

here’s proof that most gains go to my butt ;)

From the archive. Miss this piggy

Who needs two seats anyway?