Hand Crafted

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

“shit that’s not in the script”

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

“because this trope isn’t overused enough”

Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

this has so many chaotic energies to it

play this @ my funeral

is this @revscarecrow

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

Shiny Pokemon

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol