I Just Really Like Bees

hello august you piece of shit

goodbye august you piece of shit

There really is only like 5 cities in the us that actually look like the top pic and even then its like ten blocks of their downtown

god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people

tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated

Staff just suggested we all did this and got bullied off their own post

when u make a new mutual n u feel like u have to be on ur best behavior for the next 24 hours so u can convince them ur normal enough to keep following

girl next to me in astronomy lecture just typed out 'night sky: contains stars and occasionally the moon' into her notes. man were you concerned abt forgetting that one

she's just written 'things that are farther away appear smaller'. Man

One thing I enjoy about tumblr is that every now and then someone will be like "I had a dream where this was the next big meme" and tumblr is just collectively like yeah we can make that happen

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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