Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

#tbt with my #bestbitches and my twin. #bedlambirthdaybash (at Empire State Building 86th floor observatory)

New York, I love you... ❤️ #bedlambirthdaybash (at Empire State Building 86th floor observatory)

About last night. #bedlambirthdaybash #bestbitches (at Fifty Shades Darker)

#tbt with this hot biatch! #airwatchprom #bedlambirthdaybash #countdowntonyc (at Georgia Aquarium)

Exactly one month. #grandavenue #pratt #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown #mycrewisbetterthenyours

Can't wait to see my bff in a little over a month! #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown #tbt #champs #stacksondeck #patrononice 👯#mariahyoureonfiyah #sparkles #glitter (at 395 Johnson Ave)

Debauchery looks better in black and white. #bedlambirthdaybash #tbt #birthdaycountdown #mycrewisbetterthanyours (at Bedlam)

#sober #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown

#twins👫 love my brother bear. #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown #grandave #tbt bedlambirthdaybash.tumblr.com

Hot date with the elliptical! Getting #snatched for NYC. #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown

Um I can't wait to have a shot with these two favorites for my birthday! #birthdaycountdown #bedlambirthdaybash #grandave (at Benny's Burritos)

Umm yeah save the date. This is better than that wedding you were planning on going to. #2017goals #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown #fuck33 (at Bedlam Bar)

#fbf missing my Ken doll, Carlos. Love you baby boo. Come to NYC for my birthday. 😄 #bedlambirthdaybash #birthdaycountdown (at Brooklyn, New York)