beck and call

me: oh the technique it takes to create abstract art is so precise and — me: . . . o:

I'm sorry what

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

She hasn’t responded to you yet because she’s busy being openly pathetic on Tumblr. Give it some time

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop

"soup section"... more like where's the clothes

[Transcript: Often times people assume that I am a cis, gay man, and it's never assumed that I gave birth to my baby. Going through that pregnancy process as a non-binary person post medically transitioning, the assumption that I got the most is that I would have a tremendous amount of or even any dysphoria, which it didn't. It did the opposite- created gender euphoria in a way that I've never experienced before. I still like, when I look down at my tummy and I'm like, this is my child's first home. In order for Wilder to learn how to love their body, I get to learn how to love mine. /end transcript]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

ur telling me batman (a hero whose power is like 65% fear 35% money) has a villain who is all about weaponizing fear and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with a secret identity so strong that there are questions of who the real person is at the end of the day and whose entire creed is about stopping One Bad Day™️) has a villain who is his childhood friend that has physically separated his dual violent-nonviolent nature and is all about duality and chance and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with strong ideas about the Right Way to stop crime and who emerged from the destruction of his own family structure) has a villain who is his undead son/former sidekick who he couldn’t save and now disagrees with the way to address crime in gotham and he’s not the main villain? ur shitting me about this clown guy right

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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HE DROPPED OUT. Thank you Swifties 💜