Magic Happens

Me:

I’m still recovering after this week’s episode.

Can’t believe that Rhaenyra dared him to take her as his wife RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FATHER.

Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us

Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar

Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard

Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself

Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured

Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that

Viserys:

“I wish I was” AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Din being an engineer, polyglot, strategist, negotiator, and excited teacher, with a side of cunning because that man is smart and i won’t stand for anymore din slander

ALWAYS FIGHT LIKE A GIRL

Din is completely serious about this.  

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