i dont fangan post like ever but yoruko kabuya is so pretty and i want her to be my girlfriend

straight people with dyed hair are just absolutely fucking evil

i can say with 100% certainty that straight people with dyed hair are the most chaotic evil people youll ever meet. avoid at all costs

dating a goth girl sounds fun until she wanna fuck in a cemetery or drink blood.

you ain’t ready for a goth girl then

@lovesyk

The trials of apollo but everytime apollo shoots an arrow he says yeet

to all my mlems and wuhluhwuhs out there: i love you

nedzus such a funny fucking character jesus. the current anime arc is so so so hilarious. imagine being one of japans most successful news reporters and you got a hot scoop on the countrys most prestigious hero school fucking up again and letting one of their students get kidnapped so you rock up ready to absolutely rip into the head of the establishment only to find hes literally a rat. not even a ratman just straight up a little furry animal. id go ballistic

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

i just love vampires. sophisticated sluts