I believe that beavers were bred (whether by the blind forces of evolution or a prehistoric Yakub of the swamp rats) to act as they do by instilling in their nature a highly refined PERVERSION... their "instinct" is not the dour Protestantism of the office drone or the worker bee but FETISHISM elevated to a way of life. The lodge, the dam, the hydraulic engineering β they're GETTING OFF ON IT, the way you or I would get off on whipping a slave.












