yo

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

he got her a tent and a box of butterflies for their anniversary. I wanna scream because when will you dudes EVER???????????! everything is mediocre compared to this!!!! fuck

im ruined

hey, stop spreading this “WW3 incoming lmao” bullshit around. i get its a joke and shit but this fearmongering shit is going to spread panic and it helps nothing. its fucked up obviously but this isnt helping whatsoever. this is bad, yes, but its not going to lead to WW3 or nuclear weapons or any of that shit so cut it out please and thank you.

not to mention that its real fuckin easy to joke about world war 3 or whatever when you’re so removed from the conflict and disconnected from the people that are actually going to die from this. like, its real easy to make jokes about “LMAO THE WORLD IS ENDING XD” when you arent in actual danger from this shit. people have and are going to die in syria from this shit so will you please have some decorum

for syrians this IS WWIII this is apocalyptic. they are being massacred and driven from their homes and then rejected when trying to resettle abroad

This makes my heart fucking sing