incoherent

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

we just dont have divas like this in 2026

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

Sam Handwich.

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason