Dustin: Say this to him, I swear it will completely take him off guard. It will be hilarious
Steve: I have to remember this whole thing?
-Three Days later-
Steve: *Walks into Eddie's room*
Eddie: *Reading* You're late, Harrington
Steve: Uhh, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Eddie:....*Slowly closes magazine and sets it down*
Steve:....
Eddie:...*Gets up. Closes and locks door*
Steve:....did I say the wrong thing?
Eddie: *Pulls hair back* Absolutely not
Steve: Wh- AH!
-The Next Day-
Steve: *Running into Dustin's room* TEACH ME MORE RING LORD QUOTES!
I need a fic of this omfg
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