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Hey can I claim you guys as dependents on my taxes

That Tumblr Mobile™ feel when you open the app after having it closed for a while and you catch a glimpse of a really good post, and you sigh internally because you just know it’s about to be whisked away into the abyss never to be found again as your dashboard automatically refreshes

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Man I’m not even kidding when I tell you I’ve had nightmares about this. My biggest fear lol

You are #Goals 🙌

This haul is life 

ah gosh darn kringle, those dirty lifters are at it again !!

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

I had the most amazing coat that had three inside pockets and it was so perfect for lifting! I also like to put flat things like books in the waistband of my pants and tuck my shirt over it.

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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost