messiah.

I’m surprised Cena actually got married. 

I’m picking up the tab little brother. @beastslayings Lexi said talk to you so this is me talking to you. Love ya.

I’m surprised Mickie wasn’t drafted because she’s one of the best.

Why is everything so boooring.

This is the hell we live in, my guy.

Yeah, Smackdown. Excuse the wine. I’m shocked but wonder if you’ll get drafted back on Monday. That’s allowed, right?

I can’t believe @beastslayings got drafted to Raw. 

Not sure if it’s just me, but I totally have a case of the Monday’s. I think it’s time to go back to bed.

If only we were all so lucky.

They can fire me if they want because they’re not getting their hands on my twitch.

Something tells me we'll get fired if we do that.