*bites you*

"..."

He observes the creature, noting the distrust. It seemed this creature was far more intelligent than half of the former Espada, so that was promising.

Everything in this world smells unfamiliar—it’s hard to get any useful information. The creatures, too, are so much less insightful than the beasts Eber usually keeps around.

To: Raise D. B. Ydirewolves

From: The Nightmare Knight

Thank you for your advice. I shall allow them entry into my home and place of business.

To: The Nightmare Knight From: RAISEDBYDIREWOLVES

“Relax; I am not here to harm you.” Yet.

“EEEEK-!!!  GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!”

To: ??? From: RAISEDBYDIREWOLVES

“I’m startin’ to think you all are in a gang.”

Oh, no, Eber isn’t affiliated with those other guys at all.

“Eber, no one needs to see those.  For titan’s sake: put them away.”

“FOR Y0U, MY FINE [[Furball]]!!!!!!! FOR [[9 easy payments of]] I’’VE GOT HEREA DELICAACSY RARELY [[taste tested]] AND X-TREMELY [[9 out of 10 doctors don’t approve of this]]!!!!!!!!!!!! !!”

-

Furball? Who does this knock-off puppet demon think it’s talking to?

Still, the offer is tempting... Eber gives the bottle a long look of contemplation... then finally, a shake of the head.

eberwolf | the owl house

head beastkeeper, one of the main nine coven heads... and one of the three who are secretly rebels.

just a little creacher. that’s it. i cannot change this

eber is somehow one of the most mysterious characters on the show, so there’s gonna be a lot of headcanon here unless s3 decides to drop new lore

does not speak

this is an adult, who must presumably be between the ages of 30 and 50, and holds an important position of authority, but also rides around on darius’ shoulder and hisses at people.

the embodiment of >:3

respects animals more than people