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description: your plan was simple: learn how to play pool from steve, beat eddie, collect your hundred bucks. you forgot to account for eddie's ego, or what happens when you make him jealous.
pairing: jealous!eddie x you (fem!reader)
tags: jealous!eddie, bestfriend!reader, friends to lovers, possessive!eddie, smut with plot, competitive flirting, jealousy as foreplay, reader actually beats him and he takes it serious, he takes you out back to pay, pool game to back-alley sex pipeline, voyeurism (ish), public smut, condescending praise, dom!eddie, sorry i'm ovulating
TW: NSFW (18+) minors do NOT interact!!!!, PiV, unprotected
WC: 3.6k
A/N: requested by @eddiemunsonspantschain HOPE YOU LOOOOOVE IT :D here's a quick smutty bedtime story for all of my lovely freaks. i have something super exciting cooking up after this one...so stay tuned ;)
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You relied on Eddie in many ways. Guy problems? He was the first one you'd call if a date went sour. Work drama? The second you got off, you'd pace around his trailer, explaining the usual bullshit as he sat on the couch, chiming in when necessary.
Somewhere along the way, the line between "best friends" and... whatever this was had gotten a little blurry. You couldn't remember exactly when it happened. Maybe it was the fact that you had a drawer at Eddie's trailer for spare clothes, or that he never knocked before walking into your apartment.
Hell, even the rest of your friends had long since given up trying to figure it out. Robin had stopped correcting strangers when they assumed you two were dating, Dustin had started referring to you as "Eddie's girl" just to watch the two of you sputter, and Steve swore you were both "the dumbest almost-couple" he'd ever met.
The funny part was, neither of you ever denied liking the other. You just... never actually admitted it, either.
So life carried on in that weird in-between, where lingering touches lasted a little too long, late-night drives felt suspiciously like dates, and neither of you was brave enough to ask what any of it meant.
In many ways, Eddie was the best friend you could ask for. But the one thing you hated? He was a cocky bastard when it came to anything competitive.
Any game night, whether that's something as simple as Uno or arcade games, he thought he was the best. Though, to be fair, he was. Which is why, after one fateful 1v1 of pool at the Hideout, when he conned your ass like a fool and beat you out of a hundred bucks, you needed revenge.
So, naturally, your pride wouldn't let him teach you how to play, oh no. Instead, you decided to ask Steve. Steve wasn't someone in the group you were particularly close to.
But, beyond him, your options to teach you how to win at stupid bar games were Robin, who was as agile as a baby deer, or Nancy, who could care less about you and Eddie's billiard feud.
Steve looked up from where he was wiping down the windshield of his BMW in his driveway, rag slung over one shoulder. "You want me to do what?"
"Teach me pool."
He blinked. "...Pool."
"Yes, Steve. The game. With the sticks."
"I know what pool is."
"Good. Then we're making progress."
He laughed, tossing the rag over the hood. "Since when have you been interested in pool?"
You crossed your arms. "I'm interested in beating Eddie."
"Oh."
"Exactly."
A grin slowly spread across his face. "...I'm in."
The Hideout wasn't open yet, save for a handful of regulars nursing beers before the evening crowd rolled in.
Music crackled quietly through the speakers while Eddie hauled cases of liquor behind the bar, already halfway through complaining to Gareth about a distributor screwing up another order.
"You know what they gave us?" Eddie scoffed. "Light beer. We don't even sell the shit."
Gareth shrugged. "People drink it."
"No, they most certainly do not."
Then the front door opened, so Eddie glanced over automatically. You walked in first with Steve following close behind.
His eyebrows pinched together. "...What the hell?"
Steve waved toward the bar. "Yo."
Eddie nodded slowly. "Harrington."
Then his eyes landed back on you. "What're you doing here? Thought you worked today."
"I did."
"And now?"
You smiled sweetly. "I'm learning."
"...Learning what?"
Steve answered before you could. "Pool."
Eddie glanced between the two of you, raising one finger accusingly. "...From you?"
Steve looked genuinely confused by the question. "...Yeah?"
"You know how to play?"
Steve frowned. "Dude."
"What?"
"I've been playing forever."
Eddie stared for another second before scoffing to himself.
"...Whatever." Then, he disappeared into the back, huffing something under his breath.
For the next forty-five minutes, Steve proved to be a surprisingly patient teacher.
"No, loosen your grip."
"I'm trying."
"I know, but you're choking the cue."
"I'm not choking it."
"You absolutely are."
He stepped behind you. "Here."
His hands lightly adjusted yours on the cue. "Relax your shoulders."
You exhaled.
"There."
You lined up another shot and missed. "Oh, come on!"
"You looked better."
"I looked better?"
"That's half the battle."
Across the room, Eddie slammed a rack of glasses onto the shelf harder than necessary, causing Gareth to look over.
"...Everything alright?"
"Fantastic."
"You sure?"
"Mhm."
He dared another glance; Steve had crouched beside you now, pointing toward one of the corner pockets.
"If you bank it off this rail—"
Eddie shook his head and continued polishing the same glass he'd already finished.
"He's practically climbing inside her personal bubble."
Gareth followed his gaze to Steve's arm, which reached across yours to point toward the angle.
"...Looks like he's just showing her."
"Mhm."
"You jealous?"
Eddie barked out a laugh. "Of Steve? ...No."
"Exactly."
Gareth watched him continue scrubbing the spotless glass.
"...You're polishing air."
"I know."
"...You wanna go interrupt them?"
"No."
"...Looks like she's laughing."
"I can see."
Steve said something that made you laugh again, a little louder than the last time.
Eddie's jaw ticked. "He's not even that funny."
Gareth snorted. "You realize you've been watching them for like twenty minutes?"
"I have not."
"You absolutely have."
"I've been working."
"Eddie."
"What?"
"...You've poured the same guy three refills without him asking."
Eddie froze and slowly looked toward the older regular sitting at the bar. The man raised his fourth full beer.
"Thanks, Munson!"
"...Shit."
By the end of the lesson, you actually sank three balls in a row.
Steve pointed at the table dramatically. "There it is!"
"I did that."
"You did."
"I actually did that."
"Told you."
You grinned. "You are officially my favorite Harrington."
"There aren't exactly many of us."
Still smiling, you turned toward the bar. "Eddie!"
He looked up immediately. "What?"
Your grin somehow got even bigger. "Rematch."
The entire bar seemed to perk up. Eddie leaned against the counter, folding his arms.
"...You sure?"
"Oh, I'm positive."
"You just spent an hour getting coached."
"So?"
"I don't know..." A slow smirk tugged at his mouth. "Sounds a little desperate."
"It sounds like I got tired of losing to someone whose entire personality revolves around a pool table."
A chorus of quiet "oohs" erupted from the regulars. Eddie placed a hand dramatically over his chest.
"That's hurtful."
"You'll survive."
He pushed off the bar, grabbing a cue from behind the counter. "Same bet?"
You scoffed. "I'm not giving you another hundred dollars."
"Coward."
"I'm being financially responsible."
"Chicken."
"I'm smarter than you."
"Doubtful."
Steve quietly stepped backward. "Yeah…I'm gonna head out."
"You probably should," Gareth agreed.
"You created this monster."
"I absolutely did."
Eddie twirled the cue once in his hand before pointing it at you. "You've got one shot, sweetheart."
You stepped closer until only the pool table separated the two of you. "I only need one."
His grin faltered for just a second. Not because of the challenge, lord knows he loves a challenging woman. But because you'd wandered close enough that he could smell your perfume.
You caught the slight pause in his usual bravado, eyes quickly darting across his face. Then Eddie recovered first, spinning the cue between his fingers with that infuriatingly cocky grin.
"Ladies first."
"Oh," you smiled, taking the cue from his hand just slowly enough for your fingers to brush against his, "I'm gonna enjoy wiping that smug look off your face."
His eyebrow quirked up then. "...We'll see."
The first break went to you.
You leaned over the table, tongue poking against the inside of your cheek the way Steve had told you not to do because it apparently made you overthink your shot. The cue cracked against the rack, sending the balls scattering across the felt.
One dropped, then another, causing a grin to spread across your face.
"Oh, that's gotta sting."
Eddie clicked his tongue. "Beginner's luck."
"You've been saying that for the last three games."
"And eventually I'll be right."
"I've won one."
"You've won almost one."
"I was one ball away."
"You still lost."
You rolled your eyes, circling the table as you looked for your next shot. "God, you're insufferable."
"And yet, here you are."
"Only because watching you lose is going to heal something in me."
Eddie laughed under his breath, leaning his hip against the edge of the table while you lined up your cue.
"Careful," he mused. "Harrington tell you to keep your elbow up?"
You didn't look at him. "He did, actually."
"Hm."
"And to follow through."
"Mhm."
"And to stop gripping the cue like I was trying to strangle it."
Eddie made a face. "...That sounds like something he'd say."
"It worked."
"So did cheating."
You looked up. "I wasn't aware lessons counted as cheating."
"They do when they're from the enemy."
"The enemy?" You snorted. "Steve?"
"He knows what he is."
"Oh, does he?"
"Mhm."
You laughed quietly, taking your shot. The cue ball kissed the side of yours just enough to send it into the corner pocket, causing it to disappear with a satisfying clack.
Your jaw dropped. "I meant to do that."
"No, you didn't."
"I absolutely did."
"You looked surprised."
"I was surprised by how well I did it."
"Sure."
You pointed the cue at him. "Don't ruin this for me."
"I wouldn't dream of it."
The game continued like that, each shot somehow accompanied by another jab, another smug remark, another excuse for the two of you to drift closer as you circled opposite ends of the table.
"You scratched."
"I was distracted."
"By what?"
"You talking."
"I wasn't talking."
"You exist loudly."
"I do not."
"You absolutely do."
You nudged him lightly with your shoulder as you squeezed past him. He didn't move, not even an inch.
"You know," you muttered, looking up at him, "most people would step out of the way."
"I'm not most people."
"So I've noticed."
Instead, he leaned down just enough that his shoulder bumped yours back.
"Figure it out."
"Oh, you're the worst."
"Sure I am.”
You huffed dramatically before ducking around him, though not without your arm brushing against his on the way by.
A few turns later, you found yourself stuck behind him as he leaned over the table, studying an angle that frankly looked impossible.
You waited, but he simply didn't move. "Eddie."
"Mhm?"
"I can't see."
"I'm thinking."
"You've been thinking for like two minutes."
"It's called strategy."
"It's called stalling."
He looked over his shoulder. "I don't stall."
"You absolutely stall."
"I am visualizing."
"You are making shit up."
Finally, he straightened, only to find you standing much closer than he'd expected. For a second, neither of you stepped back.
Then you smiled. "My turn."
He cleared his throat and took a step aside. "Be my guest."
You bent over the table, carefully lining up your shot. The cue slid forward, clack, and another ball dropped.
Behind you, Eddie let out an exaggerated sigh. "I knew Harrington was a bad influence."
You glanced over your shoulder. "Oh my God."
"What?"
"You are unbelievable."
"I'm serious."
"No, you're not."
"He spent one afternoon with you and suddenly you're running tables."
"I'm hardly running the table."
"You're certainly trying."
You rested both hands on the cue, smiling to yourself. "You know..."
"What?"
"...If I didn't know any better..."
Eddie lifted an eyebrow.
"...I'd say you're jealous of Steve."
Eddie's smile stayed exactly where it was. Only this time, it didn't quite reach his eyes.
"Jealous?"
"Mhm."
"Of Steve."
"You've mentioned him..." You pretended to think for a moment. "...What? Eight times since we started?"
"I have not."
"You've called him the enemy."
"He is."
"You accused him of cheating."
"He was."
"You've insulted his teaching."
"It wasn't that good."
"I've made more shots tonight than I have in the last six months."
He clicked his tongue. "Coincidence."
You laughed. "You're jealous."
He held your gaze for a long moment, twirling the cue lazily between his fingers before shrugging one shoulder. "...Maybe I was."
Eddie looked almost as surprised by his own answer as you were. He scratched the back of his neck, looking away with a quiet scoff.
"I mean..." he muttered, trying and failing to sound casual, "guy's got his hands all over you. Kinda weird."
Your heart did a slow, traitorous little flip. "So that's what this is about?"
He looked back at you. "I don't like people assuming they can get all cozy with you."
"Steve was teaching me."
"I know."
"You've practically climbed all over me trying to fix my stance before."
"That's different."
"How?"
"'Cause..." He gestured vaguely between the two of you. "...It's me."
You couldn't help it when a grin spread across your face. "Oh, wow."
"What?"
"You really don't hear yourself, do you?"
"Oh, shut up."
You laughed outright this time, and Eddie couldn't stop himself from smiling back, shaking his head as he pointed the cue toward the table.
"Take your shot before I remember why I like beating you so much."
You stepped up beside him, your shoulder brushing his as you passed.
"I'm starting to think you don't like beating me nearly as much as you pretend you do."
For the first time all night, Eddie didn't have a smartass comeback. He just watched you lean over the table, trying very hard not to notice how unfairly pretty you looked when you were concentrating.
The game stretched on longer than it should have, every shot laced with your growing confidence and Eddie's sharpening edges.
But in the end, you sank the eight-ball clean, right into the corner pocket with a decisive thunk that echoed through the bar like a victory bell.
The regulars let out a low chorus of approval. Eddie stared at the table for a moment too long, cue still gripped tight in one hand, before his gaze lifted to yours.
That cocky smirk was still plastered on his face, but it had gone tight at the corners.
You leaned on your cue, flushed with triumph and just enough adrenaline to push. "Hmph. Steve must be a good teacher after all," you said sweetly, tilting your head.
Something dark flickered in Eddie's eyes. He set the cue down with deliberate calm, then crossed the space between you in two strides. His fingers wrapped around your wrist, lifting it with a gentle yet firm grip.
"Alright," he said, voice low, "that's enough."
He tugged you toward the back hallway, past the storage room and out the rear door into the narrow alley behind the Hideout. The door slammed shut behind you, cutting off the muffled sounds of the bar.
"Eddie—" you started, but he spun you around, pressing your back to the rough brick before you could finish. His body crowded yours instantly, one thigh slotting between your legs as his free hand braced beside your head.
"You think this is funny?" he growled, mouth hovering inches from yours. His breath was ragged. "Parading Harrington in here, letting him put his hands all over you while I watch?"
"He was teaching me," you breathed, even as heat pooled low in your belly. God, he was jealous. Really jealous. It shouldn't turn you on this much, but the way his grip tightened on your wrist sent a shiver straight through you.
"Sure, doll. Teaching." Eddie's other hand slid down your side, bunching your shirt up roughly until his palm met bare skin. "Laughed at his shitty jokes. Let him stand that close." He leaned in, lips brushing your ear. "You know exactly what you're doing to me, sweetheart."
You arched into him. "Maybe I do."
That was all it took. His mouth crashed into yours, all teeth and tongue and pent-up frustration. You kissed him back just as fiercely, fingers threading into his curls and tugging hard enough to make him groan against your lips.
He tasted like cheap beer and that stupid cinnamon gum he always chewed, and underneath it all, that unmistakable Eddie scent that always made your head spin.
His hand shoved under your waistband without preamble, fingers dipping between your thighs to find you already slick. A low, satisfied rumble vibrated in his chest.
"Fuck. This wet for me, or were you thinking about his hands the whole time?"
"Yours," you gasped as he circled your clit with two rough fingertips, pressing just right. "Always yours, you idiot."
"Good answer." He nipped at your bottom lip, then spun you again; face toward the wall this time.
Your palms braced against the cool brick as he yanked your jeans and underwear down in one impatient motion, just enough to bare you to the night air. The sound of his belt buckle and zipper was obscenely loud in the quiet alley.
He pressed against your back, hard and hot, one hand sliding up to wrap loosely around your throat.
"You don't get to tease me like that and walk away," he murmured, lips against the shell of your ear. His cock nudged at your entrance, thick and insistent. "Gonna fuck the thought of him right out of you."
Then he thrusted in deep, one smooth stroke that punched the air from your lungs. You moaned, the sound echoing off the bricks as he filled you completely. He didn't give you time to adjust. Just pulled back and drove in again, setting a punishing rhythm that had your toes curling in your shoes.
" Eddie—fuck—"
"Yeah, say my name." His grip on your hip tightened, rings digging in as he angled deeper, hitting that spot that made sparks explode behind your eyes. "Louder. Let the whole damn alley hear who you belong to."
You did. Gasping it out between thrusts, voice breaking as pleasure coiled tighter and tighter. He reached around, fingers finding your clit again, rubbing in tight, relentless circles while his hips snapped against your ass.
"Such a brat," he panted, teeth grazing your shoulder through your shirt. "You were so cocky before. What happened, huh baby?" He punctuated each word with a thrust, grinding deep on the last one until you were trembling.
The orgasm hit you like a freight train. You clenched around him, crying out as waves of heat crashed through you. Eddie followed right behind with a choked groan, burying himself to the hilt and spilling hot inside you, hips stuttering as he rode it out.
For a long moment, the only sounds were your ragged breathing and the distant hum of traffic. Then he eased out slowly, careful despite the raw edge still humming between you. He tucked himself away, then turned you gently, pulling your clothes back into place with surprisingly tender hands.
Eddie rested his forehead against yours, thumbs brushing your flushed cheeks. "You okay?" he asked.
You smiled, still catching your breath, and tugged lightly at one of his curls. "I'm okay."
"You sure?"
"Mhm."
He searched your face for another second anyway, like he wasn't entirely convinced until he saw the smile tugging at the corners of your mouth. Only then did his shoulders finally loosen.
"There you are," he murmured.
"There I am?"
"You disappeared for a minute."
"I think I had a good reason."
He snorted, ducking his head with an embarrassed grin. It was strange seeing him like this.
Five minutes ago, he'd been all confidence and smart remarks, and now he suddenly looked like the same guy who got flustered whenever Wayne asked if the two of you were dating.
You brushed an imaginary speck of dust from the shoulder of his jacket. "So..."
"So?"
"...Does this mean I finally get to stop pretending we're just friends?"
His eyes met yours again. "I'd really appreciate that."
You laughed quietly. "I've gotta admit, Munson. I was starting to think you were hopeless."
"Oh, I was."
"You were."
"I mean it." He leaned back against the brick wall, slipping one hand into yours.
"I don't think I realized just how bad I had it until today."
"The pool lessons pissed you off that bad?"
He nodded. "When I saw Harrington behind you..." He let out a quiet laugh, shaking his head at himself. "God, I was so irrationally pissed."
You raised an eyebrow. "Really? I couldn’t tell."
“Shut up.”
"He was just teaching me pool so I could beat you and get on your nerves." You bumped his shoulder. "Which, by the way, worked beautifully."
"Yeah, yeah."
"You were glaring at him like he keyed your van."
"He was standing way too close."
"He was showing me how to bank a shot."
"Didn't need to be all..." Eddie gestured vaguely with his free hand. "...Harrington about it."
You laughed. "What does that even mean?"
"You know."
"No, I actually don't."
"All..." He sighed dramatically. "Perfect hair. Nice smile. Hands everywhere."
"His hands were on the cue."
Eddie gave you a look. "Mostly."
You couldn't help laughing. "You're unbelievable."
"I know that now."
"You knew it then."
"...I did."
"So why were you so grumpy?"
He was quiet for a second, rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb.
"Because I kept thinking..." He shrugged, almost embarrassed by himself. "'What if she realizes she likes him better?'"
You blinked. "...Steve?"
"Sounds stupid out loud, doesn't it?"
"A little."
"Thanks."
"Eddie." You laughed, giving his hand a squeeze. "You really thought I was gonna fall for Steve Harrington because he showed me how to hold a pool cue?"
"I wasn't exactly thinking rationally."
"Clearly."
He groaned, dropping his head against your shoulder. "Can we pretend I never admitted any of this?"
"Absolutely not."
"Figured."
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summary: After a late night of drinking and a unexpected confession, Eddie Munson unknowingly becomes the test subject for a very important lesson- teaching Robin Buckley how to have sex with a guy.
warnings/tags: smut!, porn with very little plot, bisexual reader, experimenting robin, eddies just along for the ride, oral (f & m receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, drunk/high sex, first time, this fic is very self indulgent sue me
shout out to my girlies for beta reading and polishing the outline ♡ @gem-writes @hamilhansen ♡
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The pool lights rippled across the water like liquid stars, turning Steve’s backyard into something that felt half-real and completely yours. Summer 1987 had been a strange, hazy stretch of rebuilding, government quarantines, and trying to remember how to just exist. But tonight none of that mattered. Tonight was warm air, cool water, and the low, constant sound of your friends laughing like the world wasn't trying to end.
You were sitting on the top step of the shallow end, legs stretched out. A red Solo cup rested on your knee. Across from you, Eddie floated on his back on one of those ridiculous floaties, arms spread wide, tattoos catching the light every time he breathed. Robin sat on the wide ledge near the diving board, knees tucked up, sipping whatever concoction Eddie had made her. Steve was right beside you on the edge, feet dangling in the water, a joint between his fingers and that loose, half-drunk smile he only wore when it was just the four of you.
Eddie sat up with a splash, water streaming down his face. “Okay, but hear me out — I’m telling you, if I can just get the timing right on the bridge, this song is gonna slap. It's dark. It's sexy. I had to write a badass song about surviving the apocalypse, right? Like I didn't get these fuckin' scars for nothing.”
Robin made a noise like she was choking on her own laughter. “Munson. You're insane.”
“Insane? Maybe. But,” Eddie said, pointing at her with the joint before passing it to you. “You know you'd do the same shit Buckley. Some of us are just more musically talented than others.”
Steve snorted, reaching over to steal the joint from your fingers after you took a hit. The smoke curled warm in your lungs, making everything feel a little softer around the edges. “Dude, you survived one apocalypse. Try surviving four. Plus Buckley is great with music. Don't shit on her trombone talents.”
You laughed so hard you had to grab Steve’s arm to keep from sliding off the step. “Yeah Munson. That girls got good blowing skills. Don't shit on her.”
Eddie clutched his chest dramatically. “I would never shit on my dear Buckley. You know I love you. Maybe I could use some of your blowing skills on this song.”
“Blowing skills?” Robin echoed. “Christ Munson. If you want me to blow you, you're gonna be waiting a long ass time.”
Steve was laughing too hard to come up with a coherent thought. Eddie looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole. Steve just splashed water at Eddie with his foot and said, “You’re all lucky I let you live here. I could’ve had peace and quiet. Instead I get you three idiots bickering and someone— someone — keeps stealing my good towels and leaving them on the bathroom floor.”
Robin raised her hand. “That was me. They’re softer than mine. Sue me.”
You leaned back on your elbows, the water lapping gently at your waist. “Speaking of stealing… Eddie, you owe Steve like six pairs of socks at this point. I saw them in your room.”
Eddie looked down at his feet in the water like he’d been caught. “They’re comfortable. And Stevie already stretched them out so they're perfect.”
“It’s theft,” Steve said, but he was grinning, the kind of grin that crinkled his whole face. “You know what else is theft? The last of the good cereal. I bought that box of Lucky Charms yesterday. It was gone by breakfast. I’m looking at you, Buckley.”
Robin didn’t even try to deny it. “I have no regrets. You can’t leave name-brand cereal in a house with three other people and expect it to survive. That’s on you, Harrington.”
The joint made another slow circle. You took a hit, passed it to Robin, and felt that warm, floaty buzz settle deeper into your chest. Everything felt good — the way the pool lights made Eddie’s wet hair look almost black, the way Steve kept bumping his knee against yours like he didn’t even notice he was doing it, the way Robin’s sarcasm had gone soft around the edges tonight. With the four of you the conversations could change on a dime but everyone kept up. You all loved each other.
Eddie paddled closer, resting his arms on the edge near your legs. “You know what I still can’t believe? That time Steve tried to make lasagna for all of us and used sugar instead of salt in the sauce.”
Steve groaned and dropped his head back. “It was dark! The containers looked the same!”
“It tasted like someone murdered an Italian grandmother,” Robin said solemnly. “I still have trauma. I had to wash it down with three beers just to be polite.”
You grinned at Steve. “And then you tried to fix it by adding more cheese and it just became… cheese soup with noodles.”
Steve pointed at you, mock-offended. “You ate three bowls. Don’t act like you weren’t into it.”
“I was high,” you said. “Everything tastes good when you’re high. That doesn’t make it good.”
Eddie cackled and flicked water at Steve. “She’s got you there, Harrington. Face it — you’re a menace in the kitchen. But we keep you around for the pool and the hair care products. Your shampoo collection is the only thing keeping this house from falling into complete chaos.”
Steve ran a hand through his wet hair on instinct. “It’s a routine you heathens. You wouldn’t understand. Some of us like to look like we didn’t just crawl out of a hedge.”
Robin leaned over and ruffled his hair on purpose, making it stick up in every direction. “There. Now you look like the rest of us. Welcome to the hedge club.”
Steve swatted at her hand but he was laughing again, that easy, bright sound that always made the night feel safer. The four of you drifted like that for a while — splashing each other lazily, trading stories about the ridiculous little disasters of living together, the past year. It's become something you never wanted to let go of. Your safe space in the chaos of the world.
Your skin was starting to prune. The high had turned everything warm around the edges. You felt loose and happy and stupidly fond of all of them.
Robin was the one who finally called it. “Alright, my fingers look like raisins and I’m pretty sure if I don’t eat something solid soon I’m going to start chewing on the pool noodles. Inside. Now.”
You pulled yourself up onto the edge, water streaming down your legs and bathing suit. Robin tossed you a towel. It smelled like Steve’s detergent — clean and expensive and somehow like home now. You wrapped it around yourself, goosebumps rising as the night air hit your wet skin.
Steve stood up, a little wobbly, towel slung around his neck. “Yeah… couch is calling my name. Just for a second. I’m good. I’m great. Not way drunker than I thought I was sitting down.”
Eddie climbed out after him, shaking his head like a dog and sending water flying. “Harrington, if you faceplant I’m not carrying you. You're gonna have to be an outside dog from now on.”
Steve waved him off, already heading for the sliding glass doors. “Yeah, yeah. Is the world spinning for anyone else?”
Inside, the house was dim and quiet. Steve made it three steps into the living room before the big sectional couch pulled him in like gravity. He dropped onto it with a heavy thump, one arm dangling off the edge, eyes already half-closed.
“Just… resting my eyes,” he mumbled. “You guys keep… having fun. I’ll be right…”
His eyes fluttered once. Twice.
And then he was gone — out cold, soft snores starting almost immediately, completely dead to the world.
Robin stared at him for a beat, then pressed both hands over her mouth to smother her laughter. “Oh my god. He didn’t even finish the sentence.”
Eddie leaned in the doorway in his low-slung towel, grinning wide. "Such a lightweight. Look at him. King Steve, defeated by vodka and like two joints.”
You stood there in your damp towel, water still dripping from your hair onto your shoulders, and felt that same warm, bright feeling from earlier swell in your chest. Steve, safe and passed out. Eddie watching you with that spark in his eyes. Robin already heading toward the kitchen with a mischievous little bounce in her step.
“Well,” Robin called over her shoulder, “since our fearless leader has officially tapped out… who wants to see if there’s any pasta left in the fridge? Or are we going straight for the liquor cabinet?”
Eddie looked at you, one eyebrow raised, smile slow and easy.
The three of you left Steve snoring softly on the couch and drifted into the dining room like it was the most natural thing in the world. The big wooden table still had a couple of chairs pulled out from earlier in the week when you’d all tried to eat a real meal together. Robin grabbed a fresh beer from the fridge and dropped into one of the chairs, kicking her feet up on the one next to her. You and Eddie stayed standing for a second, the wet ends of your hair still dripping onto your shoulders and the tops of your towels.
Eddie dug another joint out of the crumpled pack he’d left on the counter earlier and lit it with a flick of his lighter. The flame lit up his face for a second — sharp grin, dark eyes, water still clinging to his collarbones. He took a long pull, then passed it to you without a word. You leaned against the edge of the table and took your own hit, the smoke curling warm and familiar in your lungs. The high from the pool hadn’t fully faded yet— this one just layered on top of it, making the dim overhead light feel softer and the air between the three of you feel closer.
Robin twisted the cap off her beer and took a long drink. “God, work’s been so fucking weird lately. Jimmy's gone so it's just been me and Harrington running the show. Who decided that putting us in charge was a good idea? Dingus over there wouldn't know good music if it weren’t for us. He'd be playing ABBA all day and wonder why we'd get hate mail.”
You laughed, the sound a little looser than usual. “That sounds exactly like him. Just be glad you're not working under Keith anymore. Dude was a total fuckin' creep. Remember that time he tried to hit on Nancy and she brutally destroyed every bit of confidence he had left?”
Eddie chuckled from where he was leaning against the wall, joint between his fingers again. He wasn’t saying much — just chilling, listening, that lazy little smirk on his face like he was happy to let the two of you talk while the smoke curled around him. Every now and then he’d take a hit and pass it back to you, his fingers brushing yours for a second longer than necessary.
Robin groaned and took another sip. “And don’t even get me started on my mom. She keeps asking when I’m gonna ‘bring a nice boy around’ like I haven’t been gay as fuck my whole life. I told her I’m busy surviving the apocalypse and working, but apparently that’s not a good enough excuse.”
You took the joint from Eddie again, the paper warm against your lips. The high was settling deep now — that sweet, heavy feeling behind your eyes that made everything feel a little more honest. You exhaled slowly and looked at Robin across the table.
“Honestly? You’re lucky you don’t have to deal with any of that shit,” you said, the words slipping out before you could overthink them. “The last guy I was with was… god, he was bad. Like, aggressively bad. All confidence, zero skill. Kept asking if I was close. I had to fake it just to get him to stop. And then he had the nerve to look proud of himself after.” You shook your head, laughing a little even though it wasn’t really funny. “You’re seriously so lucky you don’t have to deal with that mess, Robin.”
Robin raised an eyebrow, but she was smiling — the kind of smile that said she knew exactly what you meant and was grateful she didn’t. “Yeah, well. That’s one bullet I’ve managed to dodge.”
You took another slow hit from the joint, then passed it back to Eddie. The question came out casual, curious, the kind of thing that only got asked when everyone was a little drunk and a little high and the house was quiet except for Steve’s distant snoring.
“Have you ever actually had sex with a guy?”
Robin made a face but didn’t look offended. She just shook her head. “Nope. Never.”
You tilted your head, genuinely curious now. “What about kissing? Have you ever kissed a guy?”
She snorted. “Yeah, duh. Had to pretend to be straight at some point, right? High school was a whole thing. There was this one guy who wouldn’t leave me alone until I let him kiss me at a party. It was… fine. Wet. Weird. I spent the whole time thinking about how I’d rather be anywhere else.” She shrugged, taking another drink. “But it got the job done. People stopped asking questions for a while.”
The room felt smaller suddenly. Warmer. Eddie was still quiet, but you could feel him listening — that sharp, attentive energy he got when something interesting was happening. He took a hit from the joint and held it, watching the two of you with dark, amused eyes.
You leaned forward a little, elbows on the table, the high making your voice come out softer and more honest than usual.
“Okay, but… if you had to have sex with a guy,” you asked, “who would it be?”
Robin didn’t even hesitate. She looked you dead in the eye, a little smirk tugging at her mouth, cheeks faintly pink from the beer and the conversation.
“Well, I only trust two guys,” she said. “And since Harrington’s passed out cold in the other room, I guess Munson would do.”
The words landed in the quiet dining room like a spark on dry wood.
Eddie let out a low, surprised laugh — not mocking, just genuinely caught off guard. Smoke curled from between his lips as he exhaled. “Wow. High praise, Buckley. I’m flattered. Truly. I’ll try not to let it go to my head.”
You felt your own pulse pick up a little, the high sharpening everything — the way Robin was looking at you both, the way Eddie’s grin had gone a shade more dangerous, the distant sound of Steve’s soft snoring from the living room like he was still somehow part of this even while he was dead asleep.
Robin just shrugged, but there was something playful and a little charged in the way she held your gaze. “I’m just saying. If the world ended tomorrow and I had to pick… at least I know he might not be a complete disaster about it.”
Eddie took another slow hit from the joint, then held it out toward her like an offering, his voice low and teasing. “Careful, Buckley. Keep talking like that and I might start thinking you actually like me.”
Robin rolled her eyes, but she was smiling as she reached for the joint. “Don’t get cocky, Munson. It’s a hypothetical. And you’re the lesser of two evils right now.”
The air in the dining room had shifted — still light, still a little giggly from the drinks and the weed, but underneath it something warmer was humming. Something that felt like it could tip in any direction depending on what happened next.
Eddie’s eyes flicked to you for a second, like he was checking to see how you were taking all of this. His smile was easy, but there was a spark in it that hadn’t been there before.
The words hung in the air for half a second.
Robin’s answer — casual, a little smirk on her face, eyes flicking between you and Eddie like she was testing the temperature of the room. Steve’s soft snoring drifted in from the living room like background noise.
You looked at Robin.
She looked at you.
And there it was — that look. The one the two of you had perfected over the last year of living in this house together. The we’re about to do something really fucking stupid and we both know it look. Half challenge, half invitation. Your mouth twitched. Hers did too.
Eddie blinked between the two of you, brow furrowing. “Okay… what the hell is happening right now? Seriously. You two are doing that thing again. The creepy telepathic eye contact thing. I don’t like it when you do the creepy telepathic eye contact thing—”
Robin was already sliding out of her chair.
You met her halfway.
The second your mouths crashed together it was heavy. No hesitation. No testing the waters. Just the sudden, hungry press of her lips against yours, the sharp little inhale she took when your hands found her waist and pulled her in. She tasted like beer and the faint cherry of her lip balm and the weed you’d all been passing around. Her hands were in your damp hair immediately, tugging, angling your head so she could kiss you deeper, messier. The high made everything sharper and blurrier at the same time — the slide of her tongue against yours, the way her body pressed flush to you, the little sound she made in the back of her throat when your teeth caught her bottom lip.
You barely registered the dining room table behind you until your ass hit the edge of it. Robin followed, crowding between your legs, one hand braced on the wood beside your hip while the other slid up under the edge of your towel, palm hot against your still-damp skin.
Eddie made a noise like he’d been punched in the stomach.
“What the fuck,” he said, voice cracking in the middle. “What the hell is happening seriously. Is this— are you two— Jesus Christ, I’m right here. I’m standing right here. Harrington’s passed out in the next room and you two are just— okay. Alright. This is fine. This is totally fine. I’m not freaking out. I’m not freaking out—”
You broke the kiss just long enough to laugh against Robin’s mouth, breathless and giddy and a little wild from the high. She was laughing too, forehead pressed to yours for a second, both of you grinning like idiots who’d just decided to set something on fire for fun.
Then you turned your head, still half-tangled with her, and reached out.
Your fingers curled around Eddie’s wrist.
He looked down at your hand like it was a live wire.
“Come on,” you said, voice low and rough from the kissing and the smoke. You gave his arm a tug, already sliding off the table, Robin’s hand finding yours on the other side. “Bedroom. Now.”
Robin was still giggling as the three of you stumbled out of the dining room — her free hand grabbing the mostly-smoked joint and the lighter on the way past the table. Eddie let himself be dragged, half-protesting, half-laughing in that high-pitched, overwhelmed way he got when his brain was short-circuiting.
“I— you can’t just— what is happening right now,” he kept saying, even as he followed you down the hallway toward his room. “I was minding my own business. I was being chill. And now I’m being kidnapped by two extremely hot, extremely high girls who were just making out on Steve’s dining room table like it was a normal day—”
“Shut up, Munson,” Robin managed between laughs, shoving his bedroom door open with her shoulder. “Consider this your lucky day.”
You were both still giggling as you pulled him inside — the sound bright and stupid and full of that reckless, drunk-high energy that always seemed to hit hardest at three in the morning. Eddie’s room smelled like him— weed, old leather, that cologne he stole from Steve and never gave back. Posters on the walls, clothes on the floor, his guitar propped in the corner like it was watching.
The door clicked shut behind you.
Robin was still pressed against your side, her mouth finding the curve of your neck for a second just because she could. You were still holding Eddie’s hand, thumb brushing over his knuckles like you were grounding all three of you in the moment.
Eddie stared at the two of you, eyes wide, cheeks flushed, that wild grin starting to break through the confusion.
“Okay,” he said, voice a little hoarse. “Okay. I’m listening. I’m extremely listening. Someone please tell me what the game plan is here before I have a heart attack in my own bedroom.”
You and Robin exchanged another look.
And then you were both laughing again — soft, breathless, already moving toward him like the night had always been headed exactly here.
Robin broke first, a soft, nervous giggle escaping as she looked at you. “Okay. So. We’re really doing this.”
You felt that same reckless, high-drunk spark from the dining room table flare hotter in your chest. You stepped in close to her, one hand sliding around her waist, and spoke low enough that it felt like a secret even though Eddie was right there.
“I’m gonna teach you how to give a blowjob.”
Eddie made a strangled noise from somewhere behind you. “I— what— teach—?”
Robin’s eyes flicked to him, then back to you. She looked a little dazed, a little turned on, a little like she couldn’t believe she was nodding. But she nodded anyway.
You turned to Eddie, who was still standing there looking like his brain had melted. His cock was already straining hard against the front of his swim trunks. You exchanged a silent look of permission with him, stepped right into his space, hooked your fingers into the waistband, and tugged them down in one smooth motion.
His cock sprang free — thick, ruddy tip, already leaking. Bigger than average. Heavy.
Robin’s eyes went wide. “Jesus Christ. Are they all that size?”
You wrapped your hand around the base and gave him one slow stroke, just to watch the way his stomach jumped. Then you glanced at Robin with a crooked little smile.
“Nope. I’m just as surprised as you are.”
Eddie let out a shaky laugh that turned into a groan the second you dropped to your knees in front of him. You didn’t waste time — you leaned in and took the head of his cock into your mouth, warm and wet, tongue swirling around the sensitive underside while your hand worked what you couldn’t fit yet. The taste of him, the weight of him on your tongue, the way his hand immediately found the back of your head like he didn’t know what else to do with it — it all hit harder because of the high. Everything felt magnified.
“Fuck— fuck—” Eddie’s voice cracked. He was staring down at you like you’d just personally rewritten the laws of physics. “Okay. Okay, this is happening. This is really— Jesus, your mouth—”
Robin watched, transfixed, shifting her weight from foot to foot. Her cheeks were flushed. After a minute she cleared her throat, voice a little hoarse.
“Can I… can I just start with a handjob? I don’t think I’m ready for the whole… mouth thing yet.”
You pulled off Eddie’s cock with a wet pop, lips shiny, and looked up at her. “Yeah. Come here.”
Robin knelt down beside you on the floor. She hesitated for only a second before wrapping her hand around him — tentative at first, like she was testing the heat and weight of him. Eddie made another broken sound above you both, hips twitching.
You covered her hand with yours.
“Here,” you murmured, guiding her. “Like this.”
You started slow — long, steady strokes from base to tip, your fingers curled over hers so she could feel exactly how much pressure to use. Eddie’s cock twitched hard in your combined grip, a bead of pre-cum welling at the slit. You used it to slick the way, dragging both your hands up and down in a smooth rhythm.
“See?” you said softly, close to her ear. “He seems to like it when you twist your wrist a little at the top. And you can use your other hand on his balls if you want — gentle, though.”
Eddie was losing his mind above you. One hand braced on the edge of his dresser, the other hovering like he didn’t know where to put it. His voice was wrecked.
“I— I don’t— what the fuck is my life right now— god, that feels— you two are actually going to kill me—”
Robin let out a shaky little laugh, but she didn’t let go. She was watching your hands move together over him, fascinated, biting her lip. The high made everything feel warmer, slower, more electric — the slide of skin on skin, the way Eddie’s cock pulsed between your fingers, the soft sound of his breathing breaking apart above you.
You kept guiding her, slow and patient, showing her how to stroke him just right while Eddie stood there completely at your mercy, confused and painfully, desperately horny, and very clearly not wanting any of it to stop.
The slow, guided strokes had Robin breathing a little harder. You could feel the shift in her — the way her grip got more confident under yours, the way she kept glancing at Eddie’s cock like she was daring herself.
Robin licked her lips.
Then she leaned in.
Her tongue dragged slowly up the underside of Eddie’s cock in one long, tentative stripe from base to tip. She made a soft, surprised sound at the taste and the heat of him, but she didn’t pull away. Instead she did it again, slower this time, like she was getting used to it.
You didn’t hesitate. You dipped your head right beside hers and followed.
The two of you worked him together — tongues sliding up the thick vein on the underside of his cock, getting him messy and wet. Saliva and pre-cum mixed as you licked over the same spots, sometimes your tongues brushing against each other in the process. Robin let out a shaky little laugh against his skin, and you answered it with one of your own before you both went back in, lapping at him like you were sharing something filthy and sweet at the same time.
Eddie made a sound like he’d been shot.
“F-fuck— fuck— you two— Jesus Christ—” His voice was wrecked, high and strained. One hand was white-knuckling the edge of the dresser so hard the wood creaked. The other hovered uselessly in the air like he was afraid to touch either of you in case he lost what little control he had left. His thighs were trembling. “I’m— I’m not gonna last if you keep— god, your tongues—”
You and Robin ignored the warning.
You met in the middle again, tongues curling against each other over the head of his cock before sliding back down together, coating him in shiny wetness. Then you were kissing — really kissing — right there on his dick. Mouths open, tongues sliding hot and slick against each other with the thick length of him caught between you. Every time your lips met you could taste him on her, and she could taste him on you. It was messy. It was obscene. It was so fucking hot you felt dizzy with it.
Eddie’s hips jerked forward without his permission. A broken, desperate noise tore out of his throat.
“I’m serious— I’m— fuck, I’m gonna come if you don’t stop— I’m trying— I’m trying so hard not to—” His voice cracked on a moan as your tongues met again over his slit, lapping up the fresh bead of pre-cum that had leaked out. “Please— Jesus, you’re both gonna kill me—”
Robin pulled back just enough to look up at him, lips shiny and swollen, a wicked little smile on her face even though her cheeks were flushed dark. She gave the head of his cock one more slow lick, then glanced at you like she was checking if you wanted to keep going.
Eddie looked like he was hanging on by a thread — eyes glassy, chest heaving, every muscle in his body locked tight as he fought not to come all over both your faces right then and there.
“Can I… watch you get fucked first?”
You were still on your knees, one hand loosely wrapped around the base of Eddie’s cock. You glanced up at her, a slow, wicked little smile spreading across your face.
“Only if you sit on my face.”
Robin’s eyes went wide for a second. Eddie made a noise like his brain had short-circuited again.
You didn’t wait for more discussion. You stood up, grabbed Eddie’s hand, and tugged him toward the bed with you. Robin followed, still looking a little stunned but not saying no. You crawled onto the mattress and laid back, legs spreading automatically as you looked up at both of them.
Eddie hovered at the side of the bed, swim trunks still around his thighs, cock flushed and shiny from both your mouths. He looked wrecked already — hair wild, eyes dark, chest heaving.
“Are you guys sure?” he asked, voice hoarse. “Like… we can stop at any point. This is— this is a lot. I don’t want anyone to—”
“Munson,” you cut in, staring straight at him, “if you don’t fuck me right now I’m going to be mad at you.” Your tone was light but firm. Then you turned your head toward Robin and patted the space above your face. “And Robin… come sit on my face.”
Robin hesitated. Her cheeks were flushed dark, one hand twisting in the hem of her swimsuit. She looked at Eddie, then at you, then back at Eddie like she was checking one last time that this was really okay. Eddie just gave her a helpless little shrug, like I have no idea what’s happening but I’m not stopping it.
She climbed onto the bed.
You helped guide her — hands on her hips as she swung one leg over your head and slowly lowered herself, pushing the gusset of her swimsuit to the side. The second her cunt brushed your mouth you licked up into her, slow and deliberate, and Robin made a soft, shocked sound above you, thighs trembling on either side of your head.
Eddie was still standing there like he couldn’t believe any of this was real.
You reached down between your own legs and peeled your bikini bottoms off. Y you looked at Eddie upside-down from between Robin’s thighs.
“Eddie.”
That was all it took.
He climbed onto the bed, shoved his trunks the rest of the way off, and lined himself up. The head of his cock dragged through your folds once, twice, collecting wetness, before he pushed in with one long, smooth thrust.
You moaned into Robin’s cunt.
Eddie groaned like he’d been punched. “Fuck— you’re so— god—”
He started fucking you in deep, steady strokes, hands gripping your hips hard enough to leave marks. Every time he bottomed out you cried out against Robin, the vibrations making her gasp and rock down harder onto your tongue. She was watching everything — the way Eddie’s cock disappeared into you over and over, the way your tits bounced with every thrust, the way your mouth worked between her legs.
Robin leaned forward.
Her fingers found your clit and started rubbing in tight, desperate little circles, matching the rhythm of Eddie’s thrusts. The added stimulation made your whole body jerk. You sucked harder on her clit, tongue flicking fast, and Robin’s thighs clamped around your head as she moaned.
Eddie was losing it.
He was trying so hard to hold back, but between the way you felt around him, the wet sounds of you eating Robin out, and the sight of her fingers working your clit right above where he was buried inside you — it was too much.
“Fuck— I’m— I’m close—” he gasped. “I can’t— you feel too good— Robin, if you keep— shit—”
Robin rubbed your clit faster, leaning down so she could watch Eddie’s cock splitting you open while your tongue fucked into her. The angle let her grind down harder on your face.
You came first.
It hit hard — a full-body, shaking orgasm that made your back arch off the bed and your moan get muffled against Robin’s cunt. Your walls clenched tight around Eddie’s cock, pulsing hard, and that was it for him.
Eddie came with a broken, guttural sound, hips stuttering as he buried himself as deep as he could and spilled inside you. Thick, hot pulses that you felt with every twitch of his cock. He kept fucking through it in short, desperate thrusts, like he couldn’t stop even if he wanted to.
Robin followed right after — thighs shaking around your head as she came on your tongue with a soft, surprised cry, her fingers still moving on your oversensitive clit until the overstimulation made you whimper.
For a few long seconds the only sounds in the room were heavy breathing, the wet slide of Eddie slowly pulling out of you, and Robin’s shaky little laughs as she carefully climbed off your face.
Eddie collapsed onto the bed beside you, one arm thrown over his eyes, chest heaving.
“Holy shit,” he muttered, voice completely wrecked. “What the fuck just happened.”
Robin was still catching her breath, looking down at both of you with wide, dazed eyes and a stunned little smile.
You just lay there between them, flushed and satisfied and still buzzing from the high.
The three of you were still catching your breath, bodies loose and warm on Eddie’s bed. Robin was the first to move, pushing herself up onto her elbows. Her hair was a mess, lips still shiny from where you’d had your mouth on her. She looked down at Eddie, who was flat on his back with one arm thrown over his eyes, his cock soft and half-hard against his stomach, shiny with a mix of your wetness and his own cum.
“So like—” Robin started, voice a little hoarse, “when your dick works again… can I try?”
Eddie dropped his arm and turned his head to stare at her like she’d grown a second head.
“When my— what the hell are you talking about, Buckley?”
Robin sat up a little more, tilting her head as she studied him with open curiosity. “Y’know… like when it gets all hard again like before. I wanna try. For real this time.”
You snorted, still lying between them, one hand resting on your own stomach. “I know a way we can get him hard again.”
Eddie lifted his head, eyes wide. “Hello? I’m— I’m right here, you menaces!”
You and Robin glanced at each other.
“Should we?” you asked, already smiling.
Robin hummed, pretending to think about it. “Hmm. Think we should.”
Before Eddie could get another word out, you rolled toward Robin and kissed her.
It started slow — lazy, post-orgasm kisses, your mouths moving together soft and wet. But it didn’t stay soft for long. Robin made a quiet sound and leaned in harder, one hand coming up to cup your jaw as her tongue slid against yours. The kiss got deeper, messier, the two of you making out right there on the bed like Eddie wasn’t even there.
Eddie made a wounded noise from beside you.
“This isn’t fair,” he complained, voice rough. “I want a kiss. I’m the one who just— I participated! I did labor! I deserve— hey— hey—”
You broke away from Robin with a grin and turned to him instead.
The second your mouth met his, Eddie melted. He kissed you back desperately, one hand sliding into your hair as he licked into your mouth like he’d been starving for it. You could feel him starting to twitch against your thigh already.
Robin watched for a second, then leaned in and nudged you aside so she could kiss him next. Eddie made another broken sound as she kissed him — slower at first, exploratory, then deeper once she got the hang of it. His cock gave a visible twitch against his stomach, starting to fill out properly.
You took your turn again, kissing him slow and filthy while your hand drifted down to wrap loosely around the base of his cock, giving him one lazy stroke. He was getting harder by the second.
“Fuck— you two are evil,” he muttered when you finally let him breathe. His voice was already wrecked again. “I was trying to be good and recover and now I’m— god— I’m hard again. This is your fault. Both of you.”
Robin glanced down at his cock, now fully hard and flushed in your hand, and bit her lip.
She looked back up at you, eyes bright and a little nervous but determined.
“So… can I try now?”
Eddie sat up a little, running a hand through his messy hair. His cock was fully hard again, resting against his stomach as he looked at Robin with that same soft, slightly overwhelmed expression he’d had since the dining room.
“Hey,” he said, voice gentle even though he was still catching his breath from the kissing. “I’m serious. You can stop at any point. Like… any point. You say the word and we’re done, no questions asked.”
Robin rolled her eyes so hard it was almost impressive.
“I know, Jesus Christ,” she muttered. “You’ve said it like six times already. I’m not gonna shatter.”
Eddie held his hands up in surrender, but he was still watching her carefully. “Okay. Okay. Just… making sure.” He hesitated, then asked, “Do you want to do it missionary? Or, like… any position you’re comfortable with.”
Robin made a face like he’d suggested they do it in the middle of the grocery store.
“Fuck no,” she said immediately. “I’m too shy to even talk at you right now, let alone look at you while you’re fucking me.”
Eddie blinked, then let out a short, surprised laugh. “Reverse cowgirl it is, then.”
You helped shift things around on the bed, moving pillows and making space. Robin climbed over Eddie’s lap, facing away from him — toward you instead. Her hands braced on your thighs for balance as she hovered over him. Eddie wrapped one hand around the base of his cock, the other resting lightly on her hip as he lined himself up.
Robin took a shaky breath, then slowly started to sink down.
The second he bottomed out inside her, her eyes went wide. A sharp, punched-out sound left her throat. She froze there for a second, adjusting to the stretch, fingers digging into your legs.
Eddie’s hands tightened on her hips. “You okay?” he asked immediately, voice low and careful. “Robin? You good?”
She didn’t answer right away, just breathed through it.
“Robin?” he tried again, a little more worried. “Hey, talk to me. You okay?”
Robin finally turned her head just enough to glare at him over her shoulder.
“Shut the fuck up, Munson,” she gritted out. “I can feel you in my throat.”
Eddie let out a startled laugh, the sound bright and relieved all at once. “Jesus. Okay. Noted.” He gave her hips a gentle squeeze. “Just checking. You’re calling the shots here.”
Robin took another slow breath, then rolled her hips experimentally. A tiny, involuntary sound escaped her when she felt how deep he was. She glanced at you, something between overwhelmed and determined in her expression, like she was still processing the feeling of being this full.
Eddie was still grinning, even as he stayed perfectly still beneath her.
“Guess I’m just a human dildo tonight,” he joked, voice warm and teasing. “At your service.”
Robin let out a shaky little laugh despite herself, still adjusting, still getting used to the stretch of him inside her. She hadn’t started moving properly yet — just sitting there, breathing, getting her bearings while Eddie waited patiently underneath her and you stayed close in front of her.
You could feel the tension in Robin’s body — the way her thighs were trembling slightly where they bracketed Eddie’s hips, the way her breathing was still a little too careful. So you leaned in and kissed her again, slow and grounding, one hand sliding up to cup the back of her neck. She melted into it almost immediately, some of the rigidness easing out of her shoulders as she kissed you back.
When you pulled away, she turned her head just enough and said, voice a little rough, “Eddie… start moving.”
Eddie didn’t need to be told twice.
He started slow, rolling his hips up into her in careful, shallow thrusts. Robin’s breath hitched, her hands tightening on your thighs as she adjusted to the feeling of him moving inside her. You stayed close, one hand sliding down between her legs to rub her clit in slow, steady circles with your thumb — matching the rhythm Eddie was setting.
Robin let out a shaky moan against your mouth when you kissed her again.
You didn’t stay up there long.
You broke the kiss and lowered yourself further, settling between Eddie’s spread thighs. From this angle you had a perfect view of where they were joined — his cock glistening as it slid in and out of her. You leaned in and dragged your tongue slowly over Robin’s clit first, then lower, licking along the base of Eddie’s cock and his balls on the next pass.
Robin clenched hard around him the second your tongue touched her.
“Fuck—” she gasped, hips jerking.
Eddie groaned, his hands gripping her waist tighter. “Jesus Christ, what did you just do to her?”
Robin let out a breathless, slightly unhinged laugh even as she rolled her hips down to meet Eddie’s next thrust. “She’s— fuck— she’s licking both of us. I can feel her tongue on your— god.”
Eddie let out a shaky laugh of his own, still fucking up into her in those deep, steady strokes. “You're so fucking tight Buckley. Pretty sure I'm going to fall in love with one of you after this.”
Robin reached down blindly and grabbed a handful of your hair, not pushing or pulling, just holding on as you kept licking — slow, deliberate strokes over her clit and the parts of Eddie’s cock that weren’t buried inside her.
“Shut up,” she managed, voice breaking on a moan when you sucked gently on her clit. “You’re— it feels like you're fucking me with your arm. H- How the hell do you walk around all day with— fuck— with that in your pants? Where the hell— Jesus Christ— do- do you put it?”
Eddie grinned, even as his breathing got rougher. “Y'know Buckley. That might be the nicest thing you ever said to me.”
Robin let out another shaky laugh that turned into a moan when you licked a particularly sensitive spot. “I hate you. I hate both of you. This is— fuck— this is your fault.”
“Pretty sure it’s your fault for asking if you could try,” Eddie shot back, voice strained but still teasing as he fucked her a little harder. “I was being a gentleman. You’re the one who decided to use me as a human dildo for kicks.”
Robin’s only response was a broken moan and another tight clench around him as your tongue worked between them.
Eddie groaned, head dropping back against the pillows for a second. “Yeah. Okay. Keep doing that. Both of you. I’m not complaining.”
Robin was breathing hard now, caught between Eddie’s cock and your mouth, her body starting to move more instinctively with every thrust. She was still holding onto your hair like it was the only thing keeping her grounded.
The room was filled with the wet sounds of sex, Eddie’s low groans, and Robin’s increasingly desperate little noises every time your tongue dragged over her clit or Eddie hit a spot that made her clench.
Robin was getting close — you could feel it in the way her thighs were starting to shake on either side of Eddie’s hips, the way her breathing had gone ragged and uneven. You kept your mouth on her, tongue working her clit in tight, focused strokes.
Eddie was clearly struggling. His grip on Robin’s hips had gone tight, and his thrusts were getting a little less controlled, a little more desperate.
Robin must have felt it too.
She turned her head just enough to glare at him over her shoulder, voice breathless but sharp.
“If you cum anywhere near me, Munson, I’m going to murder you. I’m serious. I will actually kill you.”
Eddie let out a strained, half-laugh, half-groan. “Noted. Loud and clear. No coming near the lesbian. Got it.”
You pulled your mouth off Robin’s clit just long enough to speak, voice low and a little hoarse from how long you’d had your face buried between them.
“I’ll take it,” you said, looking up at both of them. “Cum on me. Face, tits, wherever. I don’t care.”
Eddie made a broken sound at that, hips stuttering for a second before he forced himself back into rhythm.
You went right back to work on Robin — two fingers rubbing tight and fast right where she needed it. Eddie kept fucking her through it, deep and steady, even as he fought to hold himself back.
Robin’s whole body went tight.
“Fuck— fuck— I’m—” Her voice cracked as she came, clenching hard around Eddie’s cock in rhythmic pulses. Her thighs shook on either side of your head and she grabbed at your hair again, holding on as the orgasm rolled through her. A broken, gasping moan tore out of her throat as she rode it out on Eddie’s cock.
The second she started to come down, Eddie carefully lifted her off him with shaking hands. His cock slipped free, shiny and flushed dark, and he barely had time to stroke himself once before he was coming from between her legs.
Thick ropes painted across your face and chest — hot and messy, landing on your lips, your cheek, and streaking down over your tits. Eddie groaned loud and broken as he came, hips jerking with every pulse, one hand braced on Robin’s thigh while the other worked himself through it.
Robin was still catching her breath above you, looking down with wide, slightly dazed eyes as she watched Eddie finish all over you. She let out a soft, breathless little laugh.
“Holy shit.”
Eddie was still breathing hard, staring down at the mess he’d made on your skin like he couldn’t quite believe any of this had actually happened. His cock gave one last weak twitch in his hand before he let go, slumping back against the pillows.
Robin carefully climbed off him and flopped down beside you on the bed, still flushed and breathing heavy. She looked at the cum on your face and chest, then at Eddie, then back at you.
“…Okay,” she said, voice a little shaky but amused. “That was… a lot.”
Eddie let out a weak, exhausted laugh from where he was sprawled out, one arm thrown over his eyes.
“Yeah,” he muttered. “Yeah, it really fucking was.”
The three of you were sprawled across Eddie’s bed in a messy, sweaty pile. Robin was on her back beside you, one arm thrown over her eyes, still breathing hard. Eddie was half-sitting up against the headboard, looking thoroughly fucked-out and a little stunned. You were in the middle, cum cooling on your face and chest, the high still humming pleasantly under your skin.
Robin was the first one to break the silence.
“Wait—” she said, turning her head toward you and Eddie with genuine curiosity. “Is this what Steve’s is like? Has anyone here seen Harrington’s dick? Like… for science?”
Eddie let out a weak, disbelieving laugh, running a hand down his face.
“….Yeah, I don’t think you’re gonna be a lesbian anymore after this.”
Robin snorted, propping herself up on one elbow to look at him. “Nah. Still a lesbian. Have you seen how nice her tits are?” She gestured vaguely at your chest with one hand. “And she doesn’t have a dick that split me in half.”
Eddie clutched his chest dramatically, even as he was clearly fighting a grin. “Glad to know that I’m just an afterthought?”
You turned your head to look at him, still a little breathless, a lazy smile tugging at your mouth.
“If it makes you feel better… I’d have sex with you again.”
Eddie’s head snapped toward you so fast it was almost comical. His eyes lit up, that familiar cocky little smirk sliding back onto his face despite how wrecked he looked.
“Oh, sweetheart,” he drawled, voice low and teasing, “Is that an invitation?”
You let out a soft laugh, reaching over to wipe a bit of cum off your bottom lip with your thumb.
“It’s more of a standing reservation.”
Robin groaned and flopped back down, covering her face with both hands even as her shoulders shook with laughter.
“Oh my god. You two are actually disgusting. I can’t believe I let either of you near me.”
Eddie was still grinning at you, looking far too pleased with himself for someone who’d just been used as a human dildo and then immediately discarded in the rankings. He reached over and lazily dragged two fingers through the mess on your chest, smearing it a little before bringing his fingers to his own mouth and licking them clean with zero shame.
“Standing reservation,” he repeated, like he was tasting the words. “I like the sound of that.”
Robin peeked at him through her fingers. “You’re not allowed to do that Munson. It’s rude.”
“Rude is my brand, Buckley,” Eddie shot back, but his voice had gone softer, warmer. He glanced between the two of you, something fond and a little overwhelmed flickering across his face. “You two are gonna be the death of me. I hope you know that.”
You smiled, still loose and satisfied, and reached over to rest your hand on Robin’s thigh while your other hand found Eddie’s.
“Worth it though,” you murmured.
Robin didn’t answer right away. She just let out a long, dramatic sigh and turned her head to look at you, then at Eddie, then back at you again.
“…Yeah,” she admitted quietly, a small, crooked smile tugging at her mouth. “Yeah, it kinda was.”
summary: summer nights meant hanging out with the group in steves backyard- smoking, drinking, playing games. but when a game of never have i ever gets a little spicy- eddie munson finds himself on a mission to right what he thinks is the ultimate wrongs of the universe. based off of this request by anon
warnings/tags: smut!, unprotected sex, bratty! reader, softdom! eddie, oral (f receiving), dirty talk, the gang bringing the dramatics as always.
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The string lights swayed overhead like they were in on the joke, casting everything in a warm, slightly blurry glow. Steve’s backyard smelled like chlorine, cut grass, and the joint that kept making its slow orbit around the circle. You were sunk into one of the ancient lawn chairs, the plastic straps digging into your back in a way that somehow felt grounding against the floaty, giggly haze in your head. Everyone was loose-limbed and loud- Steve half sprawled on the grass like he’d melted there, Robin cross legged on a blanket and already talking with her whole body, Nancy tucked against Jonathan’s side with her cheeks pink from the tequila, Eddie draped dramatically across the picnic table like a rockstar who’d lost his stage.
The game had started tame enough an hour ago- “Never have I ever skipped class,” “Never have I ever lied to my parents about where I was”- but the drinks and smoke had done their job. Now it was spiraling into glorious, unhinged territory.
Steve sat up just enough to point his beer bottle at the group like a scepter.
“Alright, my turn again. Never have I ever… gotten high and tried to cook at three in the morning.”
You lifted your bottle immediately. So did Robin, Eddie, and- after a guilty pause- Nancy.
Robin cackled, nearly spilling her drink. “The toaster incident! I stand by it. Pop-Tarts are a perfectly valid midnight meal.”
“You put the Pop-Tart wrapper in the toaster,” Steve shot back, wheezing. “I had to unplug the whole damn thing before the kitchen caught fire. You’re a menace.”
Eddie threw his head back with a theatrical groan. “Amateur hour. I once tried to make grilled cheese at three a.m. while stoned out of my skull. Used a fork. On an electric stove. There were sparks. I named the scorch mark on the wall and we had a funeral for it the next day.”
Nancy was giggling into Jonathan’s shoulder, trying and failing to look dignified. “I made… I think it was supposed to be pancakes? But I used cornflakes instead of flour because the bag looked similar and the labels were blurry. It was… crunchy.”
Jonathan’s quiet laugh rumbled under her. “I remember that. You tried to serve it to me like it was intentional. ‘It’s deconstructed,’ you said.”
“Shut up,” Nancy muttered, but she was smiling.
Robin pointed at you, eyes sparkling. “You drank too! What was your crime against the culinary arts?”
You shrugged, fighting a grin. “Tried to make mashed potatoes but ended up just sticking the potato in the microwave and forgetting to cook it. Bit into a raw fuckin' potato.”
The group lost it. Steve actually rolled onto his back in the grass, clutching his stomach. Eddie sat up so fast he almost fell off the table.
“Legendary. Absolute madwoman.”
Robin wiped tears from her eyes. “Okay, okay, my turn. Never have I ever… had a secret hookup that I never told anyone in this circle about.”
A beat. Then Eddie and Steve both drank without hesitation.
Robin’s jaw dropped. “EXCUSE ME? Both of you? At the same time? Separately? Details. Now. I demand details.”
Eddie grinned, all teeth and chaos. “Relax, Buckley, it wasn’t with each other. Though that would’ve been a hell of a story. No, this was… senior year. Very short-lived. Very ill-advised. She thought I was mysterious. I thought she was hot. We both realized we were wrong by morning. End of saga.”
Steve took a long sip like it might save him from the interrogation. “Mine was… after senior year. Different person. We agreed it was a one-time thing. Haven’t thought about it since. Until right now. Thanks for that, Robin.”
Robin was vibrating. “I hate both of you. I tell you everything and you’re out here hoarding girls like dragons. Unfair. I want names. Or at least embarrassing details. Did anyone cry? Was there a walk of shame? Was it in a car? Be specific.”
Nancy raised an eyebrow, amused. “I feel like we’re one question away from a full confessional.”
Jonathan just shook his head, small smile in place. “I’m staying out of this one.”
Eddie pointed at him. “Smart man. Jonathan knows the value of silence. Unlike some people.” He shot a look at Steve, who flipped him off lazily.
Robin was still going. “I’m circling back to this later. Mark my words. This is not over.”
The laughter died down into comfortable, tipsy quiet for a second, the kind where everyone was just enjoying the buzz and the night air. Then Eddie shifted on the picnic table, rings catching the light as he leaned forward with that signature glint in his eyes- the one that always meant trouble was incoming.
“Alright, my turn again, you beautiful disasters. I’ve been saving this one.” He paused for dramatic effect, looking around the circle like he was about to drop state secrets. “Never have I ever… not come during sex.”
The air shifted just slightly. Steve made a face like he’d tasted something sour. Robin shook her head immediately. Nancy didn’t move. Jonathan stayed still.
You lifted your bottle and took a slow sip.
For three full seconds, nobody said anything.
Then the backyard exploded all over again.
Robin made a noise like a dying seagull and actually fell sideways onto the blanket. “YOU DRANK?! You actually drank?! But you’re- you! How is that even possible? Was it recent? Was it that one guy? Oh my God, tell me it wasn’t that one guy with the weird shoes-”
Steve sat upright, beer forgotten in the grass. “No. Absolutely not. Rewind the tape. You’re telling me some absolute clown had the privilege of being anywhere near you and just… tapped out? Like the job was done for him and he clocked out early? That’s not even selfish, that’s a federal offense. I’m personally offended.”
Eddie had gone very still, the usual manic energy sharpening into something focused and almost offended on your behalf. He stared at you like you’d just announced the end of the world.
“Sweetheart. No. We’re not doing this. Who the fuck was it? Give me a name, a description, a license plate number- I’m not picky.”
Nancy blinked rapidly, her analytical brain clearly fighting the tequila. “I… okay. That’s surprising. From you. Are you- I mean, obviously it wasn’t great if- wait, that came out wrong. Do you want to talk about it? We can talk about it. Or we can drop it completely. But also we’re all very invested now, so. Your move.”
Jonathan’s voice was quiet but sincere under the chaos. “That really sucks. Like… actually sucks. Sorry that happened.”
The questions started flying, voices overlapping in drunk, protective, nosy waves.
Robin, half-sitting up again- “Was it bad-bad or just ‘eh’ bad? Did you fake it or just lie there like ‘well, this is happening’? Because I have strong opinions about faking it and I need to know if I should be adding this person to my shit list-”
Steve, pointing dramatically- “On a scale of one to ‘I want to key their car and also their life,’ how bad are we talking? And do I need to go do recon tonight or can it wait till I’m sober?”
Eddie, already in full dramatic mode- “I’m in mourning. Actual mourning. The concept that you have experienced subpar anything and didn’t immediately tell us so we could form a council of war? Rude. Disrespectful. I demand emotional damages.”
Nancy, trying to sound reasonable while clearly spiraling a little- “Statistically it happens more than people admit, especially if there’s alcohol or if the other person’s… not great at listening. But still. You? Really? Do you want advice or just… collective judgment of this mystery idiot?”
Jonathan, dry as ever- “Or we can just sit here and roast them in silence. That’s also an option.”
Eddie was still staring at you, something unreadable flickering behind the theatrical bullshit. Steve looked ready to stand up and demand an address. Robin was vibrating with secondhand outrage and best-friend protectiveness. Nancy had that little crease between her brows. Jonathan just watched you, steady in the middle of the storm.
The game was forgotten.
The night, however, felt like it had just cracked open.
The group was still staring at you, the night air thick with weed smoke and the kind of drunk, high curiosity that made everything feel like the most important conversation on earth.
You shrugged, keeping it short because the buzz in your head made long explanations feel impossible.
“It was that guy I went on a couple dates with. He got his and that was it. Didn’t really care if I did or not. It just… didn’t happen for me. I didn’t make it a thing.”
Silence for half a second.
Then the backyard lost its collective mind all over again.
Robin made a noise like she’d been personally stabbed. “He what?! He got his and just- rolled over?! Like a fucking seagull that stole a fry and flew away?! I’m going to kill him. I don’t even remember his name but I’m going to find him and I’m going to-”
Steve sat up so fast he almost face-planted in the grass. “No. Nope. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. You don’t just- Jesus Christ, what a fucking loser. I’m actually angry. Like, real anger. My blood pressure is up.”
Nancy’s voice was tight, the tipsy analytical tone cracking into something sharper. “That’s not even selfish sex, that’s just… using someone. That’s unacceptable. I’m sorry that happened to you. Really.”
Jonathan just shook his head slowly, quiet but firm. “Guy sounds like an asshole. You deserved better than that.”
But Eddie-
Eddie went very, very still.
The manic energy that usually lived in his hands and his voice had narrowed into something focused and almost dangerous. He slid off the picnic table in one fluid motion, boots hitting the grass with a soft thud, and crossed the circle until he was crouched right in front of your chair. Close enough that you could see the way the string lights caught the silver in his rings, the faint scar on his bottom lip, the way his dark eyes had gone hot and serious in a way you’d never seen directed at you before.
His voice came out low, rough around the edges from the smoke and the drinks.
“No. Fuck that. That’s not okay. That’s not even in the same zip code as okay.” He shook his head once, hard, curls falling into his face. “You’re telling me some mediocre, selfish little shit got to touch you- got to have you- and didn’t even have the decency to make sure you came? That’s not a mistake. That’s a crime. And I’m taking it personally.”
He reached out, slow enough that you could pull away if you wanted, and rested one warm, ring-heavy hand on your knee. His thumb brushed once over the fabric of your jeans, barely there, but the touch lit up every nerve ending like a live wire.
“I’ve always liked you,” he said, voice dropping even lower, just for you even though the whole group could hear. “Like… liked you. I’ve thought about you a lot. More than I should’ve. Way more.”
Robin made a tiny, high-pitched noise somewhere behind him. Steve muttered “Oh shit, he’s really doing this,” but didn’t sound mad about it.
Eddie didn’t look away from you. His hand stayed on your knee, thumb still moving in that slow, deliberate stroke.
“And now I find out some asshole left you hanging? Nah. Not happening. Not on my watch.” His mouth curved into something that was half grin, half promise. “So here’s what’s gonna happen, sweetheart. I’m making it my personal fucking mission to give you an orgasm so good you forget that guy’s name, his face, and the entire concept of bad sex. If you’ll let me.”
He leaned in closer- his lips just shy of your ear- his whispering voice turning darker, flirtier, filthy in that Eddie way.
“I’d take my time. None of that ‘get mine and dip’ bullshit. I’d learn what you like. What makes your breath catch. What makes your thighs shake. I’d use my mouth, my fingers, my cock- whatever you wanted, however long it took. I’d make you come so many times you’d be begging me to stop… or begging me not to.” His thumb pressed a little firmer against your knee. “And I’d enjoy every second of it. Because I’ve wanted to hear you fall apart for a while now. And I’m really fucking good at getting what I want when I decide something matters.”
The group had gone mostly quiet behind him, the air crackling with secondhand tension and drunk fascination.
Robin whispered, “Holy shit,” like she was watching a car crash in slow motion and couldn’t look away.
Steve cleared his throat. “Munson, you’re really out here shooting your shot in front of all of us? Bold. I respect it. But also… maybe give her a second to answer before you start planning the victory lap?”
Nancy’s voice was a little breathless. “I mean… he has a point about the mission part. The delivery could use work, but the intent is… surprisingly pure? In a very Eddie way.”
Jonathan just gave a low, amused hum. “He’s been staring at you for months. We all noticed. This isn’t news.”
Eddie didn’t even glance at them. His eyes stayed locked on yours, dark and hungry and suddenly very, very serious under all the theatrical bullshit.
“So?” he asked, voice soft but rough, thumb still stroking slow circles on your knee. “You gonna let me fix it? Or you gonna make me work for it first? Because I’m good with either. I like a challenge. And I’ve been waiting to get my hands on you for a long time.”
The open backyard felt smaller suddenly. Just his hand on your knee, his voice in your ear, the way the buzz in your head made every word feel heavier, hotter, more inevitable.
And Eddie Munson was looking at you like he’d already decided you were the only thing that mattered tonight.
You didn’t even hesitate. The buzz made everything feel simple, inevitable.
“Okay,” you said, meeting Eddie’s eyes. “Yeah. I’m in. Fix it.”
Steve made a noise behind Eddie as Robin excitedly poked him in the ribs.
“Oh my God. No. Nope. Absolutely not. I am begging you two. Not here. Not tonight. Not while we’re all sitting in my backyard like this. The pool does not need to see whatever the hell is about to happen. I’m serious. Take it inside later. Or tomorrow. Or never in front of me. I’m begging. On my knees. Metaphorically. Please.”
Eddie threw his head back and laughed- loud, bright, delighted, the sound cutting through the night air like it belonged there. He didn’t even look at Steve. His eyes stayed on you, dark and shining, like Steve’s panic was the funniest thing he’d heard all week.
You tilted your head at Eddie, feeling bold and bratty and loose from the weed and the tequila and the way he was still touching your knee like he owned the right.
“You better mean it, Munson,” you said, voice light but edged with challenge. “You talked a real big game just now. Don’t pussy out on me later. I hate when guys talk shit they can’t back up.”
Eddie’s laugh cut off like someone had flipped a switch.
For a second he just looked at you- really looked- and something in his expression shifted. The hunger that had already been there sharpened into something hotter, darker. His pupils blew wider. His hand on your knee tightened, fingers flexing once like he was physically holding himself back from doing something stupid in front of everyone. He liked that. The brattiness. You could see it in the way his jaw flexed, in the slow, dangerous little smirk that tugged at the corner of his mouth before he schooled it back into something cocky.
He didn’t say anything about it out loud. Just let the moment hang there, thick and electric between you.
Steve was still muttering prayers under his breath. Robin had her face buried in her hands, peeking through her fingers like she was watching a horror movie she couldn’t look away from. Nancy looked equal parts scandalized and fascinated. Jonathan just raised his eyebrows and took a very long, very deliberate sip of his beer like he was pretending he wasn’t there.
Eddie finally dragged his gaze away from you long enough to glance at Steve, still grinning like the devil himself.
“Relax, Harrington. I’m a gentleman. Sometimes.” He gave your knee one last slow squeeze before finally- finally- pulling his hand back. But he didn’t go far. Instead he dropped down onto the grass right beside your chair, close enough that his shoulder pressed against your leg, close enough that you could feel the heat radiating off him through his jacket. He leaned back on his hands like he had no intention of moving for the rest of the night.
The group, blessedly, took the hint and started bullshitting again- Robin launching into a rant about some customer at the video store who tried to return a tape with peanut butter on it, Steve jumping in with his own horror stories, Nancy adding dry commentary that made everyone laugh. It was easy, familiar noise. The kind that usually filled nights like this.
But Eddie stayed exactly where he was.
Close.
His shoulder stayed pressed to your leg. Every so often his hand would drift back- casual, like it belonged there- resting on your calf, or brushing against your ankle when he gestured while talking to the group. When the conversation got loud he’d lean in a little, voice dropping just for you.
“You’re really gonna make me work for it, huh?” he murmured at one point, low enough that only you could hear, the words curling warm against your ear. “Good. I like that.”
Later, when Robin was mid-story and everyone else was distracted, he tilted his head back against your chair and looked up at you through his lashes, voice even quieter.
“Still thinking about what you said. The way you said it.” His fingers traced one slow line along the seam of your jeans, barely there. “Bratty looks good on you. Real good.”
You knew it.
He didn’t push it further. Didn’t drag you off into the house or make good on any of the filthy promises from earlier. Not yet. But he stayed glued to your side for the rest of the night- laughing at the group’s bullshit, throwing in his own dramatic commentary, passing the joint when it came around again. Every time someone wasn’t looking his hand would find its way back to you. A thumb stroking slow circles on your knee. Fingers hooking lightly around your ankle. Once, when the laughter got loud, he turned his head and pressed his mouth to the side of your thigh through your jeans- just a quick, hot press of lips and teeth that no one else saw.
The night kept spinning around you in a haze of smoke and laughter and string lights.
But Eddie Munson didn’t move from your side.
And every time you glanced down at him, he was already looking back- dark eyes full of heat and something dangerously close to a total loss of control.
The house had gone quiet.
Everyone drifted off one by one- Steve muttering something about “no sex in my backyard” under his breath as he headed inside, Robin still giggling about the night’s chaos, Nancy and Jonathan disappearing into one of the guest rooms with quiet goodnights. You tried to sleep in the room Steve had given you, but your head was too loud, your body too wired from the weed, the tequila, and the way Eddie had stayed glued to your side all night.
So you slipped outside again.
The backyard was cooler now, the string lights still glowing faintly. You lit a cigarette and leaned against the side of the house, letting the first drag burn slow in your lungs.
Eddie was already out there.
He was sitting on the picnic table, boots on the bench, a cigarette of his own between his fingers. He looked up when the door clicked shut, and the second your eyes met, the air changed.
He didn’t say anything at first. Just stubbed out his cigarette, stood up, and crossed the space between you in a few long strides.
The kiss was immediate and rough.
His mouth crashed into yours like he’d been holding back for hours. One hand slid into your hair, gripping tight at the roots, the other gripping your hip hard enough to bruise as he walked you backward until your ass hit the edge of the picnic table. You gasped into his mouth and he took full advantage, tongue sliding deep, teeth catching your bottom lip. It wasn’t sweet. It wasn’t careful. It was exactly what the tension between you had been building toward all night.
When he finally pulled back, both of you breathing hard, he kept his forehead pressed to yours, voice low and ragged.
“You couldn’t sleep either?”
You shook your head.
His hands stayed on you- one still fisted in your hair, the other sliding under your shirt to grip bare skin at your waist.
“Do you know what you like?” he asked, voice rough. His thumb stroked once over your hipbone. “Be honest with me.”
You swallowed, pulse hammering. The bratty edge from earlier was still there, loosened by the night and the way he was looking at you like he wanted to ruin you.
“I think I like it rough.”
Eddie’s eyes darkened. A slow, dangerous smile curved his mouth.
“Yeah?” He gave your hair a deliberate tug, just enough to tip your head back. “Good. ‘Cause I like you bratty. Mouthy. Makes it hotter when I get to shut you up.”
He kissed you again before you could answer- harder this time, rougher- and then he was lifting you onto the picnic table like you weighed nothing. The wood was cool under your thighs through your jeans. He stepped between your legs, hands already working your button and zipper open with impatient fingers.
“You gonna be good for me?” he murmured against your mouth, even as he shoved your jeans and underwear down your thighs in one rough motion. “Or you gonna keep running that mouth?”
You couldn’t help it. The brattiness slipped out easy.
“Depends. You gonna actually do something, or just talk about it all night like you did earlier?”
Eddie laughed- low, dark, delighted- and the sound went straight between your legs.
“There she is.”
He pushed you back until you were lying on the picnic table, the string lights blurring above you. Then he dropped to his knees on the grass between your spread thighs like he belonged there.
The first drag of his tongue was slow, deliberate, almost teasing. Then he groaned against you like he’d been starving for it, and everything got rougher. His hands gripped your thighs hard, fingers digging in as he held you open. He licked and sucked with focused intensity, tongue working your clit in tight, relentless circles before dipping lower. When you tried to squirm, he growled and pinned your hips down with one forearm across your stomach.
You couldn’t stay quiet. Couldn’t help the way your hips tried to rock against his mouth.
“Fuck- Eddieeee-”
He pulled back just enough to speak, voice wrecked and smug.
“Still mouthy. Good.” He nipped at the inside of your thigh, sharp enough to sting. “Keep talking, sweetheart. See what happens.”
Then he went back in- hungrier this time. Rougher. Two fingers pushing inside you without warning while his mouth stayed locked on your clit, sucking hard. The stretch burned in the best way. He curled his fingers just right, fucking you with them in time with the relentless drag of his tongue, and the picnic table creaked under you.
You reached down, fingers twisting into his hair, and tugged. Hard.
Eddie moaned against you like you’d given him a gift.
“Yeah,” he rasped between licks, voice muffled and filthy. “Pull it. Be as bratty as you want. I’ll just make you come harder for it.”
He didn’t let up. Didn’t slow down. He ate you like he had something to prove- tongue relentless, fingers rough and deep, the hand not inside you gripping your thigh so tight you knew you’d have marks tomorrow. Every time you got mouthy- every gasped “fuck you” or “is that all you got?”- he responded by being meaner with his mouth, rougher with his fingers, until your back was arching off the table and your thighs were shaking around his head.
The orgasm hit hard and sudden, ripping through you with a broken sound you couldn’t bite back. Eddie didn’t stop. He worked you through it, tongue gentler now but still moving, fingers slowing but not pulling out until your whole body went limp against the wood.
Only then did he lift his head.
His mouth was shiny, eyes blown black, curls messy from your hands. He looked wrecked and triumphant at the same time.
He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, then leaned up to kiss you- slow and deep so you could taste yourself on his tongue.
“See?” he murmured against your lips, voice hoarse. “Told you I’d fix it.”
His hand was still between your legs, two fingers still buried inside you, lazily stroking like he wasn’t done yet.
“And we’re just getting started.”
Eddie didn’t give you much time to come down.
He stood up, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and then his hands were on your hips, flipping you over so your stomach pressed against the cool wood of the picnic table. The position was sudden, a little rough, exactly the way you’d told him you liked it. Your jeans were still around your thighs, keeping your legs close together as he kicked your feet a little wider.
“Stay just like that,” he muttered, voice wrecked.
You heard the clink of his belt, the sound of his zipper. Then the hot, heavy drag of his cock against your ass as he leaned over you, one hand braced on the table beside your head.
“Fuck, you’re soaked,” he breathed against your ear. He rubbed the head of his cock through your folds, teasing, not pushing in yet. “All this from my mouth? Or you been thinking about this since I had my hand on your knee earlier?”
You pushed back against him on instinct, trying to get him inside. He laughed softly and pulled his hips back.
“Uh-uh. Not yet.”
“Fuck you.”
“Trying sweetheart. But someone's impatient even though she just got what she wanted. Didn't she?”
“Need more.”
“Ah ah- don't be greedy.” He growled and your cunt clenched down in reaction. You had a taste and you needed everything.
He kept teasing- slow drags of his cock over your clit, the tip catching at your entrance before sliding away again. Every time you tried to rock back or get mouthy, he’d grip your hip harder and hold you still.
“Eddiee-”
“Yeah?” He sounded way too pleased with himself. “Something you want?”
You twisted enough to glare at him over your shoulder, still a little breathless. “Stop fucking around and put it in already.”
His laugh was low and dark. “There’s that mouth.” He finally notched the head at your entrance and pushed in slow, stretching you open inch by inch until his hips were flush against your ass. The groan he let out vibrated through both of you.
He started fucking you in long, deep strokes- rough enough that the picnic table scraped against the grass and the edge bit into your waist with every thrust. One hand stayed on your hip, the other sliding up your back to fist in your hair, pulling just enough to arch your spine.
It felt good. Too fucking good. You were still sensitive from his mouth, and every drag of his cock hit exactly right. Your breathing got ragged fast.
Eddie noticed.
He slowed down immediately, hips rolling in these deep, grinding circles instead of the hard pace from before. “Not yet,” he said, voice tight like he was holding himself back too. “You don’t get to come until I say.”
You made a frustrated sound and tried to push back harder. He tightened his grip in your hair and gave one sharp thrust that made your vision blur, then went right back to that slow, torturous grind.
“Eddie, come on- ”
“Beg nicer,” he teased, even as his voice cracked a little. “Or keep being a brat. I like both.”
He edged you like that for what felt like forever- fucking you hard and fast until you were right on the edge, then slowing down or pulling almost all the way out until the feeling faded. Every time you got close he’d laugh under his breath and call you a brat, and every time you snapped back at him he’d reward you with a few brutal thrusts that made your legs shake.
The last time he pulled you right to the edge and held you there, you were shaking, forehead pressed to the table, cursing him under your breath.
“Please,” you finally bit out, voice wrecked. “Fuck- please, Eddie- ”
“Yeah,” he groaned, like the word broke something in him. “That’s it.”
He fucked you hard after that- fast, rough, the hand in your hair pulling tight as his other hand slid around to rub tight circles over your clit. You came with a broken sound, whole body locking up. Your vision whited out and your ears were ringing.
And then you were squirting- sudden, hot, and completely unexpected. It splashed against his thighs and the front of his jeans, your cunt pulsing hard around him as the orgasm ripped through you.
Eddie made a shocked, punched-out noise behind you, hips stuttering.
“Fuckin’- holy shit- Jesus Christ-”
You were still coming, still gushing with his fingers locked on to your overstimulated clit. The sound he made was half groan, half stunned laugh. He kept fucking you through it, short and desperate, until he pulled out at the last second and came across your lower back with a low, broken curse.
For a second neither of you moved. Just the sound of both of you breathing hard in the quiet backyard.
Then Eddie let out a breathless, disbelieving laugh.
“Did you just-?”
You twisted enough to look back at him, equally stunned, face hot. “I- I didn’t know I could do that.”
He was staring at the mess on his jeans and your thighs like he’d witnessed a miracle. Then he started laughing harder, the sound bright and a little wild. You couldn’t help it- you started laughing too, the two of you cracked up and messy and still half-dressed against the picnic table in Steve Harrington’s backyard at god-knows-what hour.
Eddie leaned down and kissed the back of your shoulder, still grinning against your skin.
“Jesus Christ. We’re doing that again. Like… soon. A lot.”
You were both still giggling as he helped you up, using his shirt to clean you both up as best he could. Your legs were shaky. His hands were gentle now, the roughness from earlier softened into something careful as he pulled your jeans back up and tucked himself away.
“Come on,” he murmured, still smiling. “Before Harrington comes out here and actually murders us.”
You snuck back inside quietly, shoes in hand. Most of the lights were off. Eddie didn’t even pretend to go to a different room. He followed you into the guest room Steve had given you, shut the door behind him, and pulled you straight into the bed with him.
The sheets were cool. His body was warm. He kicked his jeans the rest of the way off and tugged you against his chest, one arm slung heavy around your waist. His rings were cool against your skin where his hand rested under your shirt.
Neither of you said much. Just quiet breathing, the occasional soft laugh when one of you remembered the picnic table, and Eddie pressing lazy kisses to the top of your head.
You fell asleep like that- tangled up in him, still tasting him on your tongue, the faint ache between your legs a reminder of exactly how thoroughly he’d kept his word.
The morning light was already leaking through the curtains when you woke up. Eddie was still half on top of you, one arm slung heavy across your waist, curls a complete disaster against the pillow. He made a low, sleepy noise when you tried to move, pulling you closer instead of letting you up.
“Five more minutes,” he mumbled into your shoulder.
You stayed like that a little longer anyway.
Eventually the smell of coffee and something sweet pulled you both out of bed. You threw on yesterday’s clothes- Eddie stealing your hoodie since he really can't eat breakfast in a cum covered shirt- and headed downstairs together.
Steve was in the kitchen in an apron that said “Kiss the Cook” like an asshole, flipping pancakes with the focus of a man on a mission. The rest of the group was already scattered around the table and island- Robin perched on the counter, Nancy nursing coffee, Jonathan quietly scrolling on his phone. They all looked up when you and Eddie walked in.
The staring started immediately.
Robin’s eyes narrowed. Nancy raised one eyebrow. Jonathan’s mouth twitched like he was trying not to smile. Steve didn’t even turn around from the stove, but you could feel the judgment radiating off him.
Robin was the one who broke first.
“Okay, so… why is Eddie’s shirt literally just lying by the picnic table outside?” she asked, way too casually. “Like, full-on abandoned. We found it this morning. It was just… there.”
You couldn’t help it. You laughed- short and bright and a little guilty. Eddie muttered “Hope you didn't touch it.” under his breath, low enough that only you could hear it.
Steve finally turned around, spatula in hand, and gave you both the most exhausted dad look imaginable.
“I heard you last night,” he said flatly. “Both of you. Through the window. My window. The one that faces the backyard.”
You groaned and dropped your face into your hands.
Eddie, the traitor, just grinned and stole a piece of bacon off the plate Steve had already started stacking.
Robin pointed at you with her coffee mug. “So wait. Does this mean the game from last night is officially over? Like… mission accomplished?”
Nancy actually looked a little proud. “Glad your little problem is fixed.”
Jonathan just nodded once, quiet but sincere. “Good for you.”
Steve flipped another pancake with unnecessary force. “I’m not saying I’m happy about the volume, but… yeah. Congrats on finally coming during sex. Truly. We were all rooting for you.”
Robin raised her mug like she was toasting. “To finally getting to finish during sex!”
Eddie slung an arm around your shoulders, smug as hell, and pressed a loud kiss to the side of your head.
“See?” he said, way too pleased with himself. “Told you I’d fix it.”
You elbowed him in the ribs, but you were smiling anyway.
Steve just sighed and started plating pancakes.
“Sit down and eat before I change my mind about feeding any of you.”
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Working with the Fantastic Four usually went relatively normal, until you became exposed to cosmic rays during a space flight. You didn't feel that anything was off until you woke up the next day, and swatted at a small fly. Water emerged from your fingertips.
You leave your room to see the two out of four of the members being particularly confused. Well, Reed is. Johnny looks completely satisfied with whatever he's got.
"Hey, look!" He ignites fire from his fingertips all on his own, which makes you stumble back a bit.
You slowly raise your hand, putting out his flame with a swipe of your hand.
Johnny suddenly feels less cool. "Hey, that's not fair!"
"Johnny Storm 0, me 1." You smirk, making a water bubble.
Johnny looks at you all grumpy until he suddenly feels a different emotion within him.
"I love the type of girl that might just kill me."
You roll your eyes from amusement, then address Reed. "Where's the others?"
"Ben is ashamed, and Susan is well..."
Susan finally figures out how to make herself appear. "I can go invisible." She grumbles, clearly not looking pleased.
"I can make any part of myself stretch to it's full capacity." Reed says. "Ben...is...rock everywhere. He won't show himself, or leave his room."
Johnny huffs. "Why didn't I get the stretch power? Do you know how many women would-"
"Watch it, Storm. The possibility of me killing your ass is still on the table."
Johnny's smirk fades. "That's so hot."
Susan and Reed look at Johnny with bewilderment.
"Is that seriously all you can think about right now?" Susan scolds him, pulling his ear and embarrassing him in front of you.
"Excuse my sister, she's not always like this. Ow!"
You snicker softly before heading off to Ben's room.
You knock gently on the door, and call out for Ben.
"Ben? Can I come in?"
You don't hear a response. Whatever he got stuck with must be taking a deep toll on him.
"I'm coming in, okay?"
"No." You finally hear from the other side.
"Okay... we're all here when you need us."
When you turn around, you're jumpscared by Johnny leaned against the wall behind you.
"Nothing?"
"No. I think we should just leave him be."
"Can you come to my room? I have an idea."
Johnny seems timid when he asks you.
You don't mind following him there, and when you get there you see he has papers all over the place.
"Can you make hurricanes, too?" You joke, picking a paper up off the floor.
"That's Storm, but not me." He chuckles. He then picks up what looks like a finished diagram of outfits off his desk and hands it to you.
"Since our powers were caused by some cosmic bullshit, we're going to possibly need suits to help us all adjust to them. Reed mentioned it earlier so I started getting to designing. But I don't think he'll listen to me-"
You cut Johnny off with a hug.
"These look great."
"Oh- really?" He squeaks. His hair catches on fire before he puts it out.
"I think you should tell him. Everyone could use something that makes sense right about now."
"...Okay. If we're going to go through this bullshit, we're going to go through it in high style. " He heads to the door. "I personally think your suit should be the tightest-"
"Johnny Storm, I swear TO-" you blast something at him but he closes the door just in time.
Reed calls everyone for a meeting, so you're all seated around the comms table.
"Johnny introduced blueprints to power-evolving suits that will help us deal with these...atrocities." Reed says. He then stretches his arm an inhuman length to grab a pen from across the room. Despite Susan looking excited, everyone else is perplexed as fuck.
"That being said, I will be working on the suits until I've got them down to a tee. We've got to keep them a secret until further notice."
"There has to be a way to reverse this." Ben says,making everyone turn to him.
"Ben, I will find any possible solution that I can to fix this."
"How long will that take?"
"I wish I knew, Ben."
Ben suddenly begins to feel small again, and gets up to head back to his room. You try to follow after him, but Johnny stops you.
"Give the big guy some time. This is a lot for him."
With Ben's absence, Reed decides to just let the meeting come to an end.
You head to the balcony of the Baxter Building, looking up at the stars as if they'll change the trajectory of your life.
Johnny slowly walks to you, as if trying to respect your quiet time.
"Deep thinking?" He asks softly.
"I feel guilty."
"For what?"
"We all got powers that we can hide. But Ben? He's the most obvious of us all. He stands out. And he hates it."
"There was nothing we could do."
"It doesn't make it any easier to live with. I...feel sorry."
"Hey. You made Ben laugh and leave his room. Something none of us could ever have done. You've got to give yourself credit. You're special."
You fail to meet the heat of his gaze, but he can tell he's made an impression on you.
"How's the fire holding up?"
"It's under control for the most part. Until you come around."
"Well, it's a good thing I can put you out." You grin before beginning to head back inside.
Later that evening, you're trying out new things with your suit. You're manipulating water into shapes and letters right before they disappear.
Johnny announces himself at your door with light knocks, and you open the door for him. He clears his throat and tries hard to keep himself from staring at your body again.
"Can I come in?"
"If you must." You say playfully, letting him in. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, actually. I just realized that I can fly. But I need practice."
"And you want me to join you while you get yourself almost killed?"
"...No?"
"You're a shit liar, Johnny. But... I wanna see you fly."
You're back at the rooftop with Johnny as planned, thankful you both slipped past the others again.
"What other motives did you have for how you made the suits?" You ask him.
"Well, when I discovered mine, I um..." He trails off.
"You...what?"
"All my clothes burned off."
A small squeak comes out of you, and you cover your mouth.
"Don't tell me you're laughing at me-"
"Sorry. But it's funny!"
"We can't all have super stretch...or water manipulation." He grins.
"Watch yourself, Storm." You rest your hand on the roof, and lean your elbow on it as well.
Johnny looks at your hand, and playfully puts his on top. He then decides to slowly ease his hand to lift yours so that he can hold it and bring it to his lips.
You catch something in the distance behind him, so you move your head to get a better look.
"...Johnny?"
The tone in your voice immediately concerns him, so he gives his attention to what you see. Cosmic, fiery meteors making a shower in the distance.
Without question, Johnny picks you up to prepare for flight.
The Baxter Building is frantic with commotion of the other members trying to pick up on a closer look at the meteors.
"Oh, thank goodness you're back." Susan says.
"We saw them from afar. Are they headed here?"
"No. They're...not moving." Reed says.
"Then they can't be from here." You say.
Reed performs an in depth scan. "You're right. They're not."
"I can get a closer look." Johnny states.
"I don't want you going alone." You tell him without hesitation.
"And I want you out of trouble." He grins. "I'll be right back."
You watch as Johnny takes flight to the stars, just as he did with you.
You and Johnny may be blind to how you truly feel for one another, but from a third person point of view, it's in plain sight.
"Hey, Reed's got watch on him. Can we talk for a sec?" Ben asks you.
"Yeah, sure Ben."
Once you're in his room, he gestures for you to make yourself comfortable.
You notice a sentimental picture on his desk, and grab the frame to look at it.
Ben is bent down on one knee and rustling through his bedside dresser for something. "Simpler times." He says in reminsce.
"Our vacation to Hawaii." You smile warmly. Reed and Susan weren't even married yet then, and Ben wasn't made of rock. You stood posed next to Johnny, his arm wrapped around your shoulder as he put a peace symbol over your head.
"You two have always been crazy about each other." Ben says.
You smile, placing the picture down. "Why have you called me here?"
"The worry on your face was starting to give me pain. And Johnny's the only one who can really get up there close and personal."
In sync, you and Ben's beepers go off. You hope nothing's wrong.
The Baxter Building is relatively quiet with everyone's gears turning over their own problems to decipher. You're all jumpscared by a "WOOOOOP", obviously coming from Johnny's room.
He runs to the living room where everyone is, holding up the paper.
"Die. With. Yours. In your faces!" Johnny says.
"What did you say?" Ben says, completely misinterpreting what Johnny means.
"Ben." You say, holding him back. "Die with yours?"
"Yes. I have also taught myself the basics of her language, so I can communicate with her."
"Johnny. You are genius." Susan says.
Johnny's clearly very happy with himself. He's hoping you feel the same.
Johnny told you to meet him in his room when everyone is out of your hairs.
"Hi." He says, standing at the door as stiff as a mannequin.
"Can I come in...Johnny?" You ask.
"Oh, yeah! Right!" He squeaks, stepping aside and closing the door once you're in.
"Are you okay? I know today was a lot. We just fought a cosmic being and I used my powers in a way that I didn't even think would work-" You ramble before being cut off.
Johnny's kissing you. Cupping your face so gentle even though he's capable of blowing the world to ashes. And you kiss him back. He pulls away, stroking your cheek with his thumb.
"You...have been driving me... absolutely crazy. I've lost count of all the things I've burned just from thinking about you. I think if I put up this friendly act with you any longer, I'm going to go insane."
"Me too, Johnny."
"... What?"
"I said...me too, Johnny."
There it is. His hair's on fire.
"Johnny!" You exclaim, putting it out with water.
"And that." He says.
"What?"
"Knowing you can put me out anytime you please. Creates a dominating factor."
description: when eddie munson and the infamous blackwater outfit ride into town and rob your family farm blind, you're determined to settle the score. eddie, however, loves a challenge and will settle for nothing less than winning your angry ass over.
pairing: bandit!eddie x fem!reader
tags: outlaw!eddie x fem!reader, farmers daughter!reader, western au, small frontier town, enemies to lovers asf, slow burn, flirting but make it murder attempts, 1880's domestic fluff, readers a badass, they kiss eventually i promise
TW: mentions of deceased parental figure, robbery, old-timey western dialogue
WC: 5.7k
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Night had settled over the valley hours ago. The kind of darkness that swallowed the prairie whole, broken only by scattered lanterns glowing in farmhouse windows.
Then, suddenly, the church bell rang three times. Not for Sunday service or for a wedding, but for them.
Immediately, the town went into lockdown mode. Lanterns were snuffed out one by one, doors bolted, and curtains drawn. Dogs that had been barking suddenly went silent, dragged inside by hurried owners.
Somewhere down the road, another bell answered the first, then another, until the whole valley echoed with warning.
Your mother didn't waste a second.
"Inside. Now."
She had already begun blowing out the oil lamps before either you or your little brother could move. The warm glow that had filled the farmhouse disappeared one room at a time until only moonlight filtered through the windows.
"Mama..." your little brother whispered, clutching the hem of her dress.
"It's alright," she lied, pulling him close. "Just stay quiet."
You had heard stories about the Blackwater Outfit bandits for as long as you could remember. Every ranching family within a hundred miles had. They rode wherever they pleased, took what they wanted, and were gone before the sheriff could gather enough men to trail them.
Some claimed they only stole from wealthy cattle barons. Others swore they'd rob anyone unlucky enough to cross their path. Whatever the truth was, no one wanted to find out firsthand.
The sound of hoofbeats grew louder with each passing second until they were just beyond the front fence. Against your better judgment, you crept toward the front window and peeled back the curtain just enough to see the lanterns.
A dozen of them, maybe more, swayed from saddle horns as riders passed through the darkness. Their faces remained hidden beneath the brims of their hats, little more than silhouettes against the pale moonlight. The only sounds were the steady rhythm of horses' hooves and men hollering.
Your hand instinctively reached for your father's Winchester, still resting above the hearth where it had remained since the day he died. Before your fingers could wrap around the stock, your mother caught your wrist.
"Don't be a fool, girl," she whispered, her grip surprisingly firm. "One rifle ain't stoppin' twenty men."
"They're on our land."
"And they'll still be on it after they bury you."
You clenched your jaw, your eyes never leaving the riders outside. Every instinct in your body screamed to do something. To scare them off or to fire a warning shot, just to prove that this farm wasn't defenseless just because your father was gone.
Your mother stepped in front of the window, forcing you to look at her instead.
"Your pa knew when to pick a fight," she said quietly. "That's why he lived as long as he did."
You swallowed hard.
"Tonight ain't one worth dyin' over."
When dawn finally broke, the sun began painting the fields in soft shades of gold that would've been beautiful under any other circumstance. The farmhouse still stood, smoke lazily curling from the chimney, and the rolling pasture stretched just as it always had.
Then you noticed the silence. No rooster announcing the morning. No impatient bleating from the goat pen. No low, familiar call from the pasture beyond the barn. You were out the front door before your mother had even finished tying her apron.
The gate to the pasture hung crooked on one hinge; the latch splintered clean in two. Deep hoofprints had churned the earth into thick mud, leading away from the property in a trail so obvious it was almost insulting.
"No..." you breathed. You broke into a sprint then. The heifer was gone, and so were both milk goats.
You rushed toward the chicken coop, throwing the door open so hard it slammed against the side of the shed. Only a handful of hens scattered at your feet, squawking in protest. The rest had simply vanished.
They hadn't taken everything, though.
The old mare remained in her stall, too lame to fetch much at market. A stubborn old rooster strutted across the yard as if nothing had happened, accompanied by a few scrawny hens they'd apparently deemed not worth the trouble.
They hadn't stolen blindly; they had taken exactly what would hurt the most.
The heifer your family had planned to sell before winter. The goats that supplied milk, butter, and cheese. Nearly every laying hen that brought in enough money each week to keep flour in the pantry and to pay taxes on time.
You crouched beside the broken gate, running your fingers through the fresh hoofprints pressed into the dirt. They hadn't just stolen livestock, no. They had stolen the coming winter.
Behind you, your mother stepped onto the porch, one hand covering her mouth as she looked across the empty pasture. She took in the empty fields, the splintered fence, the open barn doors. Everything your father had spent a lifetime building.
She didn't say a word. Her shoulders sank almost imperceptibly before she turned and walked back inside, quietly closing the door behind her.
Anger carried you into town faster than your horse ever could.
The reins were barely tied outside the sheriff's office before you were shoving through the front door, boots thudding across the worn wooden floor. Sheriff Hopper looked up from the stack of papers spread across his desk, his spectacles perched low on his nose.
He regarded you for a long moment before leaning back in his chair. "I was wonderin' when you'd come."
"You knew?"
"I knew they rode through last night."
"They cleaned us out." Your voice was tight enough to snap. "They took the heifer, both milk goats, and nearly every good hen we had."
His expression hardened, though not with surprise. "I'm sorry to hear it."
"'Sorry' doesn't put food on my family's table."
"No," he admitted. "It doesn't."
Finally, Hopper rose from his chair and wandered toward the window overlooking Main Street. "They knew your father was gone."
"They knew that the farm lost its backbone the day he died. Figured it'd be an easy mark."
Your jaw clenched. "So what're you gonna do?"
"Nothing."
"They're the Blackwater Outfit," he sighed. "Outlaws, sure. But they ain't the sort that burns towns or leaves bodies behind just because they can. They take what they're after and keep ridin'."
"They still robbed us."
"They did."
"And you're just letting them?"
Hopper met your gaze. "I've got five deputies and a town full of families I'd rather not bury."
You looked away, shaking your head. "So that's it."
"Sometimes," he said quietly, "keeping folks alive means knowing which fights not to pick."
"Where are they?"
His eyes narrowed. "I wouldn't advise it."
"Where?"
Another sigh. "They rented the rooms above McCready's Saloon. They'll likely leave come morning."
You didn't say another word. You simply turned on your heel and walked out, the door slamming behind you hard enough to rattle the windows.
By the time the sun dipped below the horizon, your mind had already been made up. If the sheriff wasn't willing to do anything, you would.
You stood in front of the small mirror hanging beside your bedroom window, smoothing your palms over the nicest dress you owned. It wasn't extravagant by any means, just a deep blue cotton dress reserved for Sunday services and the occasional town social. Your mother watched quietly from the doorway as you pinned your hair back.
"You're headed into town."
You nodded, fastening your father's silver necklace around your neck. "I'll be back."
"Just...come home."
By nightfall, McCready's Saloon was alive with music spilling through the open doors, piano keys carrying into the street alongside bursts of laughter and clinking glasses. Horses lined the hitching posts outside, and every window glowed warmly against the cool prairie evening.
You tied your mare outside and climbed the steps. The moment you stepped through the swinging doors, the familiar scent of whiskey, tobacco smoke, and sawdust washed over you.
"Evenin', miss."
You smiled at the bartender, an older man named Walter who'd known your family since before you were born.
"Evenin', Walt."
He looked you over, eyebrows lifting ever so slightly. "Don't think I've seen you in here dressed like that."
You offered a small shrug. "Figured I deserved a drink."
"Hell of a day for one."
"You could say that."
Walter poured your usual without asking, sliding the glass across the polished bar.
"On the house."
You thanked him quietly before letting your eyes drift across the room. It wasn't hard to find them.
They occupied nearly an entire corner of the saloon, boots propped on chairs, cards spread across a table littered with whiskey bottles and coins. Laughter came easily between them, drawing more than a few curious glances from the locals, who were careful not to linger.
And in the middle of it all sat the man you assumed was Eddie Munson. He looked nothing like you'd imagined. You'd expected someone older. Meaner.
Instead, he couldn't have been much more than a few years older than yourself, his dark curls spilling beneath a black hat as he laughed at something one of his men had said. Rings glinted beneath the lantern light as he shuffled a deck of cards with practiced ease, entirely at home in a town that had hidden from him less than twenty-four hours earlier.
As if sensing your stare, his head lifted, his eyes meeting yours from across the room. He smiled slowly, almost confidently. You looked away first, lifting your whiskey to your lips.
Walter caught the exchange immediately. "Oh, don't tell me."
You feigned innocence. "Tell you what?"
"You've got that look."
"What look?"
"The one that says you're about to do something that'll have me patchin' bullet holes in the wall."
A laugh escaped you despite yourself. "I'll try not to make a mess."
"You never do."
Across the room, Eddie murmured something to the man beside him before pushing back his chair. He crossed the saloon with an easy confidence that suggested he'd never once questioned whether someone wanted him nearby.
By the time he reached the bar, you could feel Walter trying very hard to look busy polishing the same glass he'd been holding for the last minute.
Eddie rested an elbow against the bar. "Evenin'."
You took another sip before finally looking at him. "Evenin'."
"I don't reckon I've seen you around before."
"I reckon you haven't been lookin' in the right places."
That earned a grin. "No?" he asked. "Seems I've been missin' out."
"So I've heard."
He chuckled softly.
"They also tell me you've got a soft spot for pretty women."
"I've got a soft spot for interesting women."
You let the corner of your mouth twitch upward. "And which am I?"
He looked you over; not crudely, but with unmistakable interest. "I haven't decided yet."
"Well," you said, setting your empty glass on the bar, "I suppose you'll have to buy me another drink if you'd like the chance."
Walter's eyes flicked between the two of you.
Eddie smiled, already reaching for his coin satchel. "I was hopin' you'd say that."
Walter disappeared down the bar to tend to another customer, leaving the two of you alone beneath the warm glow of the hanging lamps.
Eddie slid the fresh whiskey toward you. "You always this hard to impress?"
"I haven't seen much worth impressin' me."
"Ouch."
"You asked."
"I did."
He rested one forearm against the bar, turning toward you with an easy grin that would've made most women blush.
You simply took another sip.
"So," he said. "You got a name?"
"You got enough names to remember already."
"I'll make room."
"I doubt it."
He laughed under his breath. "You've got quite the sharp tongue."
"So I've been told."
"I like it."
"I'm sure you do."
"You don't seem surprised."
"I imagine you say that to every pretty girl that walks through that door."
He pressed a hand dramatically against his chest. "You wound me."
"I was aiming lower."
That earned a genuine laugh, loud enough for a few of his men to glance over from their poker game.
"There it is," Eddie said, shaking his head. "Knew she was hidin' in there somewhere."
You looked at him flatly. "You always talk this much?"
"Only when I'm bein' ignored."
"I can fix that."
"Oh?"
"Beneath this bar..." you said quietly, keeping your eyes on your glass, "...I've got my father's Colt pointed right at your ribs."
The smile never left his face. If anything, it grew.
"I know."
Your fingers tightened around the grip beneath the counter. "What?"
"I said I know."
For the first time since he'd wandered over, Eddie's expression lost some of its teasing edge. His voice stayed low enough that only you could hear.
"I recognized you the second you walked in."
A knot formed in your stomach.
"I wasn't entirely certain at first."
His eyes drifted briefly to the silver necklace resting against your collarbone.
"Then I saw the necklace."
Your hand instinctively brushed against it.
"Your father's."
You stared.
"Folks in town talked."
"They've got nothin' better to do."
"They said there was a young woman out on the Miller place." His gaze returned to yours. "Long black hair. Pretty enough to turn heads. Mean enough to break 'em."
Despite yourself, your brow furrowed.
"They said after your pa passed, you worked that ranch like it was your own."
"It is my own."
"I stand corrected."
"You also weren't supposed to be home last night."
Your pulse skipped.
"We figured it'd just be your ma and little brother."
Rage simmered beneath your ribs. "You figured wrong."
"I reckon I did."
The music carried on around you. Glasses clinked, and someone cheered from the poker table. It felt as though the rest of the saloon had disappeared.
Finally, Eddie smiled again. "I gotta admit...You've got nerve, walkin' in here alone."
"I figured you'd appreciate it."
"Oh, I do." His grin widened. "I just didn't expect to."
Your thumb eased back the hammer beneath the bar with a soft, unmistakable click. His eyes flicked downward for only a second before meeting yours again.
"You really are pointin' that thing at me."
"I told you I was."
"I know."
"And you're still standin' here."
"Course I am."
"...Why?"
"Because," he said with a crooked smile, "you're the first woman who's ever threatened to shoot me before askin' my name."
You rolled your eyes.
"Not worth the ask."
His laugh came easily, warm enough to earn another curious glance from across the room.
"See?" He leaned in just enough that only you could hear him. "Now I'm even more interested."
The click of the hammer settling back into place was almost louder than when you'd pulled it. Slowly, you removed the revolver from beneath the bar and tucked it back beneath your skirt.
Eddie's eyes followed the movement. "Changed your mind?"
"For now."
You slid off the barstool and set a few coins beside your untouched whiskey. "I've lost my appetite."
"You just got here."
"And I've already had enough."
Without another word, you turned toward the swinging doors.
"You leavin'?"
You didn't answer.
Behind you came the scrape of Eddie's chair, then footsteps. The cool evening air hit your face as you stepped onto the boardwalk, boots carrying you down the quiet street without so much as a glance over your shoulder.
"You always walk this fast?"
You sighed. "You always this annoyin'?"
"I've been called worse."
"I can think of a few."
"I don't doubt it."
You kept walking.
"So," Eddie continued, hands tucked lazily into his pockets, "you got a habit of pointin' guns at every man who buys you a drink?"
"Only the thieves."
He laughed. "I was wonderin' when we'd get back to that."
"You robbed my family."
"I did." There wasn't an ounce of shame in his voice.
"You don't deny it?"
"What good would that do?"
You shook your head. "You're unbelievable."
"I've heard that, too."
"You ever stop talkin'?"
"I was hopin' you'd tell me more about yourself."
"I'd rather tell the undertaker where to bury you."
"You've given that some thought."
"You've earned it."
He smiled to himself. "You know...I usually have to work a little harder to keep a pretty girl thinkin' about me."
You stopped so suddenly that he nearly walked into you. "You listen here. I don't like you."
"I know."
"I don't think you're charming."
"I figured."
"I think you're a thief."
"That one ain't up for debate."
"And if you follow me another step, I'll put that Colt to better use than I did in the saloon."
For just a moment, the grin softened. "I believe you."
You turned and continued walking. He fell into step beside you anyway.
"You ain't much for discouragement, are you?"
"Nope."
"You oughta be."
"I've never been particularly good at takin' advice."
"You'll get yourself killed."
"Maybe."
"You oughta worry about yourself."
"I am."
You shot him a look.
"I'd hate for you to miss your chance to shoot me."
You groaned. "Lord, you're insufferable."
"So I've been told."
"You keep repeatin' yourself, Munson."
"I've noticed you keep listenin'."
Before you could fire back, his hand reached out, fingers closing lightly around your forearm.
"Hang on—"
You caught his wrist, twisted hard, and stepped beneath his arm, using his own momentum against him. In one smooth movement, Eddie stumbled forward until his shoulder met the hitching post with a dull thud, your hand still firmly controlling his wrist behind his back.
He blinked. "...Well."
You released him immediately, taking two steps back. "Don't."
He rolled his shoulder, more surprised than hurt. "I was just tryin' to get your attention."
"You had it."
"I can see that."
For the first time all evening, Eddie wasn't smiling while flirting; he was smiling because he was downright impressed. And a little turned on, but hey, can you blame him?
"You learn that from your old man?"
You said nothing, and that was answer enough. He rubbed his wrist absentmindedly before looking back at you.
"I've gotta say..."
You sighed. "What now?"
"I was interested before." He flashed that crooked grin again. "Now I'm downright fascinated."
You shook your head, muttering something about him being hopeless as you started back toward the road leading home.
This time, Eddie stayed where he was. He watched until you disappeared into the darkness beyond the last lantern on Main Street, grinning like a goddamn idiot.
The sun had barely cleared the horizon by the time you were already out in the barn.
The old Jersey stood patiently in her stall while you worked, her hide mottled with age and her hips more pronounced than they had been even a year ago. She'd given good milk once. Now, you were lucky to coax half a bucket from her.
It wasn't enough to keep a family afloat, not by a landslide, but it was something. You rested your forehead briefly against her side, letting out a slow breath as the steady rhythm of milk hitting the pail echoed through the quiet barn.
That was when you heard it, the sound of another horse.
You frowned. Your mare was already tied outside. The hoofbeats slowed, stopping just beyond the open barn doors.
"You know," a familiar voice called, "I was hopin' for a warmer welcome."
You closed your eyes. "...Of course."
Setting the bucket aside, you stood and turned. Eddie leaned casually against the fence, one hand resting on the reins of a chestnut heifer.
Your chestnut heifer.
Your heart lurched. "What're you doin' here?"
"Mornin' to you, too, Sweetheart."
You ignored him, brushing past to the animal instead. The heifer gave a soft, familiar low as you ran your hands over her neck, checking for injuries. She looked healthy, fed, and untouched.
"You brought her back."
"I did."
You looked up at him, suspicion settling in almost immediately. "Why?"
He shrugged one shoulder. "Felt like it."
"I don't believe that for a second."
"Didn't expect you to."
You folded your arms. "So what's the catch?"
"No catch."
"You expect me to thank you?"
"I'd settle for you not threatenin' to shoot me before breakfast."
A reluctant huff escaped your nose before you could stop it, causing Eddie's eyebrows to lift.
"What?" You snapped.
"Nothin'. Just didn't know you had it in you to laugh."
You rolled your eyes so hard they almost hurt. "You're unbearable."
"And yet..." He gestured between the two of you. "Here we are."
You shook your head, leading the heifer toward the pasture.
"You know, most folks would've sold her by now."
You paused. "What?"
"The old Jersey."
His gaze drifted toward the weathered cow still standing patiently inside the barn. "She's got maybe another season left."
Your shoulders stiffened. "My pa raised her from a calf."
"I figured."
"You don't sell family."
You reached over the fence to scratch the heifer between her ears, smiling softly when she nudged your shoulder in return. "You gave me quite the scare, didn't you?"
Your voice had lost every ounce of the sharpness you'd used on Eddie. It was quiet and gentle, almost affectionate.
The heifer bumped your hand again, causing you to laugh under your breath. Only then did you realize someone was watching.
You glanced over, and Eddie hadn't taken his eyes off you.
"What?"
He shook his head slowly. "Nothin'."
"Mhm."
"I was just thinkin'."
"Dangerous pastime."
"It can be."
A crooked grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. "I don't think you're nearly as mean as you pretend to be."
You snorted. "Are you forgetting I had you at point-blank range a day ago?"
"You did."
"I threatened to kill you."
"You sure did."
"I still might."
"I know." He pushed himself off the fence.
"But..." he said, nodding toward the heifer happily grazing beside you, "...I've got a feelin' you've got too soft a heart to actually pull the trigger."
Your smile vanished. "You don't know a damn thing about me."
"Not yet." He tipped the brim of his hat. "But I'm workin' on it."
Before you could think of another retort, he swung easily into the saddle. "I'll see you around."
"I sincerely hope not."
His laugh carried across the pasture as he turned his horse toward the road.
Your mother and little brother had left before sunrise, the wagon loaded with fresh bread, preserves, and the few eggs your remaining hens had managed to produce. They'd make the trip to the next town over, hoping to bring home enough money to stretch another week.
You'd stayed behind to mend fencing. The morning air was cool against your skin as you knelt beside a split fence post, hammer in one hand and a fistful of nails in the other.
You heard the horse long before you looked up. You smiled to yourself despite every intention of not doing so.
"Thought you were leavin'."
Eddie guided his horse through the open gate, a crooked grin already waiting for you.
"I was."
You drove another nail into the fence. "So what happened?"
He swung down from the saddle with practiced ease, dusting off his coat. "I found a reason to stick around a little while longer."
You snorted. "I can't imagine she's very bright."
"She's stubborn as hell."
"Sounds exhausting."
"It is." He looked directly at you. "I kinda like it."
You shook your head, trying very hard not to smile as you stood and brushed the dirt from your skirt. "So."
"So."
"You just wander onto people's property whenever the mood strikes?"
"Only pretty girls'."
"You've got a death wish."
"I've been told."
"You repeat yourself."
"I've noticed."
You couldn't help the small laugh that escaped you this time. It was barely audible and so barely there, but Eddie caught it anyway.
"There it is again."
"Oh, hush."
"I knew you could smile."
"I smiled at the thought of hittin' you with this hammer."
"I'll take what I can get."
You rolled your eyes. "You're impossible."
"And yet you haven't asked me to leave."
"I've considered it."
"But?"
You looked around the farm. "You can stay awhile."
His smile softened. "I appreciate that."
The two of you wandered without much destination after that. He followed while you checked fencing, refilled the water troughs, and gathered what little produce the garden had managed to offer.
"So..." Eddie glanced toward the weathered barn. "Your pa built all this?"
You nodded. "Every bit of it."
"It shows."
You looked over at him. "What d'you mean?"
"Nothing's fancy." He reached out, running his hand along one of the fence rails. "But every board's where it's supposed to be."
"He always said if you're gonna build something, build it once."
"He sounds like a smart man."
"He was."
Eventually, you wandered farther out into the pasture, where tall grass swayed with the breeze. Eddie bent down suddenly.
"What're you doin'?"
He plucked a tiny yellow wildflower from the ground. "Hm."
"You stealin' from me again?"
"This one's legal."
"I'm fairly certain it's still my field."
"I'll pay taxes on it."
He stepped in front of you, twirling the flower between his fingers before carefully tucking it behind your ear. "There."
You stared at him. "...What?"
"It matches."
"The flower?"
"No." He smiled. "The attitude."
You shoved his shoulder. "You are so full of it."
He stumbled back dramatically. "I've been assaulted."
"You'll live."
"I don't know..." He clutched his chest. "...That one might've cracked a rib."
"It barely touched you."
"I bruise easily."
"You're an outlaw."
"And?"
"And somehow a little shove's what does you in?"
"It's tragic, I know."
A laugh burst from you before you could stop it, so loud and so very real that Eddie could help but beam at the sound.
"What?"
"Nothin'."
"Mhm."
"I was startin' to think that sound was a myth."
Heat crept into your cheeks. "You aren't funny."
"I wasn't tryin' to be."
Embarrassed, you reached up to flick the flower from behind your ear. Before you could, Eddie caught your wrist. This time...gently.
"You can leave it."
His thumb brushed absentmindedly against the back of your hand before he seemed to realize what he was doing. He let go almost immediately.
You looked down at your hands.
"So..." you said quietly. "You really oughta get goin'."
"I probably should."
"You know," Eddie said after a moment, "I don't remember the last time I stood still this long."
"That because you're always runnin' from the law?"
"Nah."
He looked out over the pasture. "...Just never had much reason to stop."
You folded your arms across your chest, eyeing him with mock suspicion. "What a charmer you are."
"I've been called worse."
"Oh, I'm sure." You nudged a loose rock with the toe of your boot. "I reckon you find a pretty girl in every town, throw around that smile, tell her she's different, then ride off before sunrise."
Eddie let out a quiet laugh. "So that's what you think of me?"
"I think you're an outlaw."
"Fair."
"And a flirt."
"Guilty."
"You've probably got women waitin' on you from here to Montana."
He scratched at the back of his neck. "...Can't say I do."
You raised an eyebrow. "Really."
"Really."
"I don't believe you."
"I know."
You started walking again, expecting him to fall into step beside you. He, in fact, did.
"I've danced with girls," he admitted after a moment. "Bought a few drinks. Shared a kiss or two."
"A kiss or two," you echoed.
"Maybe three."
You laughed through your nose. "My, aren't you the heartbreaker."
"Nah."
"No?"
He shook his head. "I don't stick around anywhere long enough."
"Hard to court somebody when you're wanted in half the territory."
"You could always stop robbin' people."
"Where's the fun in that?"
"Oh, right."
He smiled again. "Exactly."
The two of you walked in silence for another minute before he spoke again.
"I meant what I said yesterday."
"Which part?"
"'Bout you."
You looked at him.
"I don't usually notice people."
You scoffed. "I find that hard to believe."
"I notice if somebody's dangerous."
His eyes met yours.
"Or interesting."
"And I'm both?"
"I think so."
You looked away first.
"You don't know me."
"I know enough."
"Oh?"
"You work harder than anyone else on this farm."
You frowned.
"You talk to the townsfolk more than you let on."
"I listen."
He shrugged.
"They all said the same thing."
"And what's that?"
"That after your pa passed..." His gaze drifted toward the barn. "...most figured your family would sell the place."
Your jaw tightened.
"They also said you'd never let that happen."
A breeze stirred between you, carrying the scent of fresh hay.
"I saw you mendin' that fence this mornin'."
"So?"
"You didn't replace the whole rail."
"There wasn't enough lumber."
"You carved a new notch and made the old one fit."
You blinked.
"You noticed that?"
"'Course I did. I notice a lot of things."
He smiled softly. "I noticed you've got calluses on your hands."
You instinctively tucked them behind your back.
"I noticed you always look over your shoulder before you leave a room."
You swallowed.
"I noticed you still wear your pa's necklace every day."
His voice had lost every trace of teasing.
"And..." he said quietly, "...I noticed you talk to every animal on this farm like they're old friends."
Heat crept into your cheeks. "I do not."
"You called that old Jersey 'sweet girl' this morning."
"I did not."
"You scratched her behind the ear and said, 'C'mon, sweet girl. Give me just a little more.'"
"...You heard that?"
"I was standin' ten feet away."
You groaned, covering your face with one hand. "That's mortifying."
"I thought it was adorable."
"It was not adorable."
"It absolutely was."
You peeked at him through your fingers. "You really don't quit, do you?"
He smiled that crooked, lopsided smile that somehow looked more sincere than cocky this time. "Not when I find somethin' worth stayin' for."
Word had spread quickly after the Hollow Creek Gang rode in late one autumn evening, expecting an easy score. By sunrise, they had turned tail and disappeared over the state line with fewer horses than they'd arrived with.
Nobody in town had missed who chased them out. It became something of an unspoken arrangement after that.
Sheriff Hopper remained the law, collecting taxes, settling disputes, and locking up the occasional drunk who got a little too friendly after payday. But whenever strangers with bad intentions started asking too many questions about the valley, they were met with a much simpler warning.
"Munson's territory."
It wasn't official; Hopper would've rolled his eyes if anyone suggested it was, but it worked.
The Blackwater Outfit still rode where they pleased. They still robbed railroad payrolls, wealthy cattle barons who squeezed every last penny out of smaller ranchers, and the occasional card game if Eddie was feeling particularly lucky.
Funny enough, the valley never seemed to lose another cow. Your farm changed, too. Not all at once, but little by little, day by day.
A bundle of fresh lumber appeared beside the barn one morning. A week later, Eddie showed up, claiming he had "accidentally" bought too much fencing and needed somewhere to put it.
Then, he painted the new chicken coop a bright shade of blue before realizing he'd used house paint instead of barn paint.
Your mother had stopped asking questions sometime around the third delivery. Instead, she'd simply shake her head whenever Eddie rode up the lane.
"That boy's impossible."
"He is," you'd agree. Then you'd walk outside to greet him anyway.
It became just as common to see Eddie's horse tied outside your barn as it was to see your own. Sometimes he'd help mend fences.
Other days, he'd spend hours pretending to help while somehow accomplishing very little besides distracting you from your work.
"You missed a spot."
You glanced over from where you were whitewashing the side of the barn. "I ain't painted there yet."
"Oh." He nodded thoughtfully. "...Carry on."
You laughed. "I've never met a lazier man."
"Lazier?" He pressed a hand against his chest. "I am deeply offended."
"You've been sittin' on that fence for near an hour."
"I've been supervisin'."
"You've been napping."
"They're remarkably similar."
One evening, you found Eddie sitting atop the split-rail fence overlooking the pasture, lazily spinning your father's old pocketknife between his fingers.
"You know that's mine."
"I was holdin' it for you."
"You stole it."
"I borrowed it."
"You've got a funny definition of borrowing."
"I've got a funny definition of lots of things."
You climbed onto the fence beside him, and after a moment of appreciating a day's work, he cleared his throat.
"I been thinkin'."
"That sounds dangerous."
"It usually is."
He smiled to himself before growing uncharacteristically serious. "I don't much care for ridin' anymore."
You turned to look at him. "What?"
"I used to think if I stayed in one place too long..." He shrugged. "...I'd become someone easy to catch."
"And now?"
"Now..."
His eyes wandered across the fields, the barn, the farmhouse. Your mother hanging laundry across the clothesline, your little brother chasing chickens he'd never catch.
Then, they found you. "...Now I think I'd rather be easy to find."
"Eddie..."
"I ain't sayin' I'll stop bein' me."
"I wouldn't ask you to."
"I know." He reached over, absentmindedly taking your hand. "I just..."
He laughed quietly. "...I like comin' home." Home.
You looked down at your joined hands before squeezing his fingers. "I've got somethin' to tell you."
"Oh?"
"You were right."
His grin appeared instantly. "I usually am."
"I did smile in the saloon."
He laughed. "I knew it."
"But..."
You leaned over just enough to kiss him, slow and soft, sweet enough to stop every clever remark he'd been about to make.
When you pulled away, he looked genuinely speechless. "...Well."
"Speechless?"
"You might've finally managed it."
"I'll cherish the moment."
He laughed again before pulling you back for another kiss.
Beaaa are you up for some angsty rivals to lovers johnny storm?
Reader is a team mate or works for them a johnny just hates her and one day he says some really hurtful shit. Then maybe some make up sex happy ending tadaa 😏
GOOD LAWD THAT GIF IS DOOOOING SOMETHING TO MEEEHEHEHE!!!
but i've been MEANING to do more johnny omg yesysysysys
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An Eddie Munson x Latina!Reader Love Story in Several Acts
She was barely five feet with shoes that snapped when she walked, and an aura that meant people learned to stay out of her way. He was a nearly six-foot golden retriever who was loud just to refuse, and a demeanor that meant no one knew quite what to do with him. Everyone who met them made assumptions — and when chaos and precision combined, everyone learned the same thing: the assumptions were always wrong.
Gabriel Munson inherits the written record documenting his parents’ love story, and he can think of no better way to honor them than to recount the details with all the dramatic flair they deserve. What started as a running bit becomes one of the most chaotic and heartwarming chronicles in the history of Indiana.
Spanning 1985 through 2001 — this is the official record of two people who were too much for anyone else, but found each other and became exactly the right amount.
Tags: Slice of Life, Fluff, Comedy, Overdramatic Latin Lover Narrator (Give It a Listen!), Omniscient Narrator, Original Eddie Munson Children, No Upside Down, Found Family, Angst (occasionally, will be tagged)
My blog is 18+ MDNI in general (Series has illusions to smut, but nothing explicit due to the nature of the narrative)
Act One: High School
in which a girl knocks and a boy moves
The Tale of Shannon H. - Gabriel Munson recounts the time a transfer student named Shannon Hughes decided she and his father, Eddie Munson, were "so alike" - and the three weeks his mother spent gathering data on the situation - in a resounding tale that is still being told in the hallways of Hawkins High.
Act Two: Love and Marriage
in which the family grows and the chaos multiplies
Act Three: Corroded Coffin
in which a binder appears and no one is safe
The Tale of Dymo - coming soon!
Act Four: Distance
in which things get hard and the road gets longer
Act Five: What Happens Next?
in which we explore the future and all that comes after
hii, im absolutely IN LOVE with your writing i stayed all night reading about eddie (its an actual addiction) and i LOVEEE how you write eddie fics and i swear i could spent my whole life reading them, ALSO I NEED MORE SOFT/SWEET EDDIE FICS IM ADDICTED TO THEM. you are SO talented and keep up the good work!!
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I think… we need to see cocky Eddie when it comes to something like playing billiards or darts or something. Man is at the Hideout in the reg and works part time assumingely? Like reader wants so bad to beat him at this game, maybe asks Steve for help (Eddie sees? Jealous about it? 👀) then tries to beat Eddie at said game only to learn they’ve made a bigger mistake asking another guy for help 😅 if I had time to write it, I would, but I trust you a million percent with the vision ❤️🎱
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The children (me) yearn for a late 2000s/early 2010s AU Eddie fic 😛 wether it’s stranger things in those decades or like a twilight vibe I don’t mind but I always say he’d have thrived with all the physical media at that time
Possibly a slice of life/fluff, either a highschool fic or dad Eddie <33
Bea, I absolutely need you to write an Eddie munson fic/blurb having the season 5 apocalyptic concept ! I'm so deeply disappointed the Duffers didn't lead season 5 in that direction after seeing the season 4 finale. You are like the perfect person for this in my opinion you are so beyond talented. I've honestly only read one apocalyptic eddie AU and i've been starved since than, give your girl something good🤞