The Maker of Excellent Beard Products

I’M YELLING

No but like seriously I don’t understand why some of y’all gays spend that much money on underwear like some of y’all out here in bad shoes but got Andrew Christian on your ass except it’s not even on your ass because it’s a jockstrap like I don’t get it

Like somewhere in America there is a gay boy wearing underwear that cost more than his shoes like it’s like that dril tweet about candles

when every waking moment is spent trying to find some guy to raw you anonymously in your apartment, shoes dont matter me thinks

OHH MY GOD!!

Knock Knock… IT’S KNUCKLES

I need my eyes cleansed…

There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post this and we were living a much happier time

Trigger warning: sin

I think you meant to type “win” there.

I’m literally lost for words what the fuck