"i'm not the fucked loser! no!" -the fucked loser

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

It was a clitorical question

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.