annie

Easter is on April 1st this year, which works because nothing is a bigger April Fools joke when you open up a tomb three days later and the dude’s gone.

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

I miss the old rihanna

i think my favourite thing about people aged like 17-23 is we can all collectively agree, that the jonas brothers are and were the best goddamn thing to happen in the 2000s

may your booty grow & your skin glow.

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down…..

WAIT WHAT

HOLY JEEZ

That’s a damn good positive spin.

Holy shit that is an amazing point of view

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

i love the sydney operahouse

Glowy skin, vintage lingerie, cherry lips and curly hair is such a look