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Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

Be like Horace Walpole, renovate your normal house to look as much as possible like a gothic castle/cathedral, buy old stained glass for the windows, put a painting of your shitty father who you hate in front of your bed so its the first thing you see when you wake. Write a novel that includes parts of your housein key moments

I can’t stop thinking about Theodore throwing himself at Matilda’s feet to kiss her shaking hand after saving him and asking her permission to swear himself eternally her knight

Crazy that little bronze animal technology peaked in the zhou dynasty

Will they ever get to spin again?

No, this is pretty accurate.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.