Dude, Arch. I got a serious question for you.
“What is it, Jug? Everything alright?”
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Dude, Arch. I got a serious question for you.
“What is it, Jug? Everything alright?”

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#just two dudes hangin out #suns out guns out #lookin fine as hell #with their sly smiles #and battle scars #visible for once #continuity amiright?
You have a long and rough history, Mr. Jones.
“Did it look cool, like in the movies?” - Pendletonprose
“Cool, yes. But stupid as hell, Jug. Promise me you won’t do that again. I don’t want anything to happen to you. We gotta walk the stage together, remember?”

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“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.” - Pendletonprose
“I’m not a virgin! I’m like… half a virgin. Miss Grundy and I– I… I’m not supposed to talk about it but trust me. I’m not a virgin.
What’s Bert and Ernie got to do with it?”
“I’d like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.” - Pendletonprose
“I don’t think that’s what people are looking at, Juggy...”
“Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?” - Pendletonprose
“People think we’re gay?”
“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.” - Pendletonprose
“...I thought you were watching cat videos this whole time, man. I was wondering why that cat sounded so upset.”
“I found a liquor store and I drank it.” - Pendletonprose
“I know you’ve been going through it, Jug but this isn’t it. Alcohol? You’re not even twenty-one yet and like, I don’t mean to bring it up again but after everything with your dad? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore...”

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‘ Stop askin’ if I need anything, stop askin’ if I’m okay. ‘ - Pendletonprose
“But Jug-- It’s turning purple. Is it supposed to turn that colour? ...Are you okay, man?”
‘ So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we? ‘ -Pendletonprose
“Yeah. Consider it an apology. I didn’t mean to step on your neck last night. Sometimes I forget you’re down there.”
‘ You want to know what I did – what I really did? I had lunch. ‘ - Pendletonprose
“Really? And that white stuff on your face is just mayonnaise, right? Pft. Sure. Whatever, man.”
‘ I’m trying to come up with a theory, here. Okay? Work with me. ‘ - Pendletonprose
“Theory? Dude, what more do you have to think about? The dude’s obviously guilty. There was mustard all over his shirt. People don’t just pee upwards! Don’t ask me how I know that but trust me, gravity doesn’t work that way. He was the one who ate your sandwich.”
‘ Would you believe I’m actually trying to protect you? ‘ -Pendletonprose
“Protect me? By joining a gang? Dude, you’re freakin’ nuts. Can’t you just pick up a bottle of Purell and like, come back to school?”

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“Must be hard with your sense of direction—never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” -Pendletonprose {I'm not sorry}
“It’s not that bad. I haven’t had trouble getting a yes before.”
“You should be kissing my ass; you were dead meat back there.” -Pendletonprose
“I’ll kiss whatever you want, man. Thanks... for getting me out of there.”