I CAN SPARE ME.

#BCNES ; a selective portrayal of DOCTOR LEONARD HORATIO McCOY from STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES. penned by AUGUST, 21+, she/her. also found at leftlore and whatmust.

@finalfr0ntiering sent ; "Yes. However, I must inform you that it kind of sucks ass. It sucks." from Remy ....

He says it as if McCoy's not aware. As if he doesn't have eyes. Obviously it sucks ass, it's cobbled together ( thanks mostly to extensively detailed instructions over the comm from an engineering officer ) with antiquated machinery that he wouldn't normally touch with a twenty foot pole, but by god these people need some sort of medical facility and he'll be damned if he doesn't help establish one come hell or high water. No access to the ship? No problem.

...Okay, so there's been some problems. It's as safe as it's likely to get, but it sure don't look like much.

@dearestblood sent ; "Why are you smoking that? Didn't you say it was shit?"

"We're not exactly rolling in options here, Spock." There's Sulu but everybody already goes to Sulu— except, of course, the resident Vulcan with too-high standards.

...Or, at least, McCoy had always operated under the assumption that high standards were the cause for him putting forth so much effort into cultivating a more unique stash. Now he's figuring that Spock's just got bad taste - he stands by what he said. This strain is undeniably shit.

@dearestblood sent ; "I was simply meditating. An attempt to clear my mind." / YEEEAAAHHHHHHH jedi verse