The Youtube Star.

“because and strainer and a colander are two separate things.”

“Whats the difference?”

“Neither do I, it was fine one minute and chaos the next.”

I think you’re the only person that could happen too.

“No, now you are making me sound like a five year old, which I am not.”

“I also know you’re very internet famous.”

“See, I told you you know more than my name.”

Holy shit…

Its a lot, isn’t it?

“That means you win, silly duck.” Ainsley replies as she grabs the bucket of stuffed animals. “Which one would you like?” 

“I want the stuffed pumpkin.” She said pulling it out of the bin.

“Eh, it’s overrated. I would just like to get through this semester alive, honestly.”

“I think we all just want to get through this semester.”

Well thank you Chas.

Do you give Mason piggy backs?

“I’m going to say that’s a lot more than everything I’ve done in my whole life. But let’s get back to your giveaway thing, did you have any options or…?”

“I’ve been getting suggestions from my friends. SOmeone said I should do like gift baskets. A couple for girls and a couple for boys, and another person said I should give away an iPad.”

Later i’ll rub your feet if you return the favor. 

We should just get those feet massager things.

Why don’t you do a little contest and make giveaway baskets filled with things? Like a few for males and a few for females. Like the girls can get a stuffed animal and some others, and the boys some cologne, I dunno. 

That sounds like an excellent idea.

‘Just make sure I don’t die then.”

Seems simple enough. Oh! Can I ask you somthing? Its about your private life.

“Wow, it’s like you think I care about your opinion.”

“I don’t have time for your bitchiness, so I’d appreciate it if you walked away.”

It was in the beginning but got better after a while. 

I don’t think I could ever get a tattoo.

I don’t remember. Maybe just my last couple of inches. 

So what if I’m that person who is already done growing in their freshman year of high school and I stay a munchkin forever?