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House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

oh my gods pleaseeeee!!! I cried laughing for like 5 minutes.

Modern day house MD episode where one of Wilson's patients is a teenage boy with bone cancer in his legs and during his post amputation bed rest he gets really into fortnite and because Wilson is the most pathetic man in the universe he starts playing fortnite with the patient. Wilson wants to beat this kid just once so he practices at home and plays against House. House gets really into fortnite dances and does them whenever he wins an argument with his team. House has Foreman steal fentanyl because he wants to try it for fun. Chase starts an onlyfans. Cameron goes through a press on nail phase and keeps losing them in the hospital. Cancer teen needs another tumour removed but the parents overhear someone talking about Chase's OF and refuse to let him do the surgery. Cameron is in the OR and one of her nails falls off in the patient. House and Wilson miss the surgery because they've been playing fortnite for 48 hours straight (Wilson plays as Miku and House plays as Peter Griffin). The hospital gets sued for medical negligence and Cuddy pulls a loaded gun out of her desk only to reveal it was a mango vape. Rachel is a kick streamer. Taub converts to Mormonism