Just A Crybaby🍼

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1. Don’t show your face in nudes unless you’re okay with the possibility of them being leaked. Be safe, hoes💖

2. Don’t send nudes to people already in a relationship. Single people only, we’re hoes, not homewreckers.

3. Throw on some highlight. Apply it to the rounded part of your breasts, your butt, the your stomach, your clavicle, where ever tf you want. Glow, baby, glow.

4. Try different settings. Bathroom, bedroom, whereever you aren’t gonna get caught. Bonus points if you take it in a risky place without getting caught👅

5. Play with the lighting. Keep the light source in front of you for a brighter, more revealing shot, or have in behind you for a dimmer, more sultry pic.

6. Tease with some clothes/lingerie shots. Show off your favorite push up bra, take an ass shot with just a thong on. Take some pics in a loose, skimpy robe, or just a t-shirt or button down.

7. If you have longer hair, use it to your advantage. Take a breast shot with your hair *just* covering your nipples, or have it cascade flowingly down your back while taking an ass shot.

8. Mirrors are your friend. If you don’t want a super close up shot, mirror pics are the way to go, especially for shots from behind. Even in front-facing pics, mirror shots are easier to control how you look.

9. Do a mixture of mirror shots and regular selfies. Experiment with which shots look best.

10. Make sure the room you’re in is clean. You should be the only focus in the pics, not the mess in the background.

11. Colors like red, black, and fuschia set a sultry tone. Incorporate this colors into your lingerie, makeup, or lighting.

12. Experiment with angles. Side shots, from up high, eye level, from a lower angle looking up; whatever flatters you.

13. Don’t be a control freak. Not every picture is gonna come out flawless. Whoever you’re sending it to will be too focused on how hot you look to even notice anything wrong with the picture.

14. Keep any nudes/NSFW pics in a locked app. Snapchat has a passcode protected “My Eyes Only” feature in Memories for you to store pics you don’t want anyone else to have access to.

15. Get handsy. Grab a titty or ass cheek, play with your pussy, show that you’re getting yourself off.

1. If you Know™ you’re gonna have sex in advance, drink a tonnn of water and eat some pineapples or cranberries to make your pussy tasty

2. Shower. Clean your pussy & asshole at LEAST

3. Shaving is not a requirement, but if you prefer to:

Use a men’s razor for a cleaner, finer shave

Shave in a diagonal direction against the direction hair growth, instead of straight on in the direction against hair growth to avoid any pricks or irritation (NOTE: YOU SHOULD STILL BE GLIDING THE RAZOR IN AN UP-DOWN MOTION. DO NOT SLIT YOUR PUSSY WITH A RAZOR)

Make you lather your mons pubis with a gentle soap or pussy-safe shaving cream (Summer’s Eve makes some good ones)

Pat your skin with an old t shirt afterwards. A towel can be rough on freshly shaved skin (goes for legs too).

4. Apply a gentle, skin friendly lotion everywhere (one that isn’t solely for perfumey purposes like Bath and Body Works, it can really fuck w your skin).

5. Apply a scented lotion/perfume to your inner thighs, elbows, neck, clavicle, cleavage, stomach, and back. Heavy, musky scents like sugar, cinnamon, or vanilla are extra perfect for sex bc they release endorphins.

6. Makeup is not required, but if you do wanna wear makeup make sure you get the waterproof mascara and USE SETTING SPRAY. Makeup that got fucked off is not a look by any means

7. Make sure you at least have a hairtie on your wrist, but wearing your hair in a ponytail or braid ensures that it stays out of the way

8. If you wanna get cute with it, wear some sexy ass lingerie. OR if you have the tits/confidence for it, go commando underneath your clothes. That’s one less layer your SO’s gotta take off, right?

9. Play with yourself beforehand. It’ll get you in the mood, and get you sufficiently wet when the time comes.

10. Brush ya teeth or chew gum beforehand if you can.