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your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

ill block a bitch on anthill

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom