Take Your Gander.

Like, some poor heroic human bursts into whatever dark cell he’s found himself in like “Fear not! I have come to free you from the -”

“No, no, no,” Aziraphale interrupts, pushing him back out the door. “Wrong knight in shining armour, I’m afraid. Off you pop.”

“But - what?”

i'm sure we all agree that aziraphale purposely sets himself up for crowley to come rescue his ass but it would make So Much sense for someone else to take the bait instead of crowley (at first, obviously, we ALL know that man knows EXACTLY when his angel needs his help)

*Crowley suddenly appears in the cell*

The people reading it:

Me seeing said beloved actor but with eyeliner:

I’m not sure whether I have a favourite specific activity I like to draw them doing but I guess:

In comics- Aziraphale getting shocked like...

and crowley being lazy?

Incorrect Good Omens [24/?]

It’s been one helluva year (understatement). Soooo… let’s start the next year how we mean to go on… posting ridiculous and “incorrect” edits of these two idiots… whom I adore.

// There's such a sad love

Deep in your eyes A kind of pale jewel

Open and closed Within your eyes

I'll place the sky

Within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart

Beatin' so fast

In search of new dreams

A love that will last

Within your heart

I'll place the moon

Within your heart

As the pain sweeps through,

Makes no sense for you

Every thrill is gone

Wasn't too much fun at all,

But I'll be there for you

As the world falls down

Falling

Falling down

Falling in love

I'll paint you mornings of gold

I'll spin you Valentine evenings

Though we're strangers 'til now,

We're choosing the path

Between the stars

I'll leave my love

Between the stars

As the pain sweeps through,

Makes no sense for you

Every thrill is gone

Wasn't too much fun at all,

But I'll be there for you

As the world falls down //

David Bowie’s Labyrinth x Good Omens

“So. It appears Warlock’s is best subject is Mathematics.”

“Maths?”

“Maths.”

“…We’re so screwed.”

Ineffable tutors commiserating over Warlock’s tendency towards maths

Anyone walks in, and the one with sleight of hand practice is in charge of yeeting the flask, and the fireproof one for inhaling the cig stub. You’d think having miraculous abilities would make this easy, but they’re terrible at it.

An answer for Sir A.C