Bread & cheese Is All I Need

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

Intricate rituals

G-d willing my blood does that to a man

Yo i gotta donate blood…

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?