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kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

heres the thing. i enjoy well done heavy subject matter, you can look at my track record of interests as evidence for that, but i do think writers who wont shut up about how complicated and controversial they are for including ~dark themes~ in their writing need to a christmas carol style be forced to sit down and watch all 4 seasons of 13 reasons why to see what happens if you try to incorporate a bunch of heavy stuff in your work with 0 research or regard for people affected

slight clarification: people in the tags are saying "yea there needs to be levity between heavy moments for a story to be effective", which is also very true! but not what this post is about. this post is about how if you write about abuse and murder and oppression but you dont actually know what youre talking about or have a purpose for including it beside shock value and proving how mature you are your work will read like it was written by a twelve year old

white people appropriating aave is always irritating but specifically the use of "-ahh" like "goofy-ahh" "stupid-ahh" bro if you are not black just say ass. ass belongs to everyone, dumbass. are you afraid of cursing?? youre stealing the language of black americans cos you don't want to be caught saying a bad word like ASS ?

Are tumblrinas classifying any youth oriented slang, or phrases from TikTok as AAVE now? Is "heck" or "butt" AAVE now? You guys know like people have subbed in words since forever right?

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

My single favorite bit of lore in any video game is that in Mad Rat Dead, a rhythm game about a dead lab rat with time-travel elements in its plot, when the protagonist Mad Rat demands to know how the final boss gave him the ability to turn back time, she goes “wait, rats can’t do that? I thought every animal could do that, are rats an exception or something?” This is said with complete sincerity and it is then confirmed that in the world of Mad Rat Dead, every single animal including humans is capable of turning back time if they want to do it badly enough. The game never once addresses the myriad implications raised by this