Birdie's Blog

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

oh god. i just learned that you have to finish the art you’re making in order for it to be done

become a premium member (my friend) today to unlock extra content (every thought i’ve ever had)

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

Does anyone know what to do

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

i love a man who is strange. And off-putting

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

It’s a cliche that there are always rpg companions who disapprove of you dragging the party around to help random people out of the goodness of their heart but honestly I’d probably be one of them. Like if I was grouped up under some incongruously beat face CC’d ig baddy or worse, some fucking guy, because we had a job of world saving importance to do and they kept getting distracted by every sad peasant who lost their family heirloom, insisting we help and not accept a reward, you’d be seeing Nico Disapproves in the corner too. Bitch we have a job to do the darkspawn tadpole chip in our head is going to summon the reaper Sith invasion of Hoover Dam any day now get with the fucking program

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing