It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism