people who know random things are so platonically attractive to me like yes let me be your best friend tell me about the history of liquid soap

“we all know why” just say it’s because they’re white. say it out loud with your whole entire chest. trump supporters aren’t being stopped from storming government buildings because THEY! ARE! ALL! WHITE! that’s it. just say it.

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

u like 2 posts in a row from the same person and tumblrs like. do u wanna turn on their notifications? do u wanna kiss them? do u love them? do u wanna fuck them?

Fuck the system also I love making out

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

*approaches my psyche like an emotionally inept father walking into his distraught daughter’s room*