Oh, he really doesn't want to do this. He pulls the big bad bat down to face level and kisses him straight (ha) on the lips, releasing, shoving back, and turning and running very quickly, very far away.
'The Big Bad Batâ wouldnât react much outside of briefly widening his eyes at the kiss, and that shove probably did more to propel Griffin away from the Batman than it did to propel Batman away from Griffin.
Griffin had picked his moment well, having found the Batman when heâs preoccupied with some goons with tire irons. After the kiss heâs too busy fending those goons off to pursue a scrawny one that tastes like alcohol fleeing in the opposite direction.
The Batman doesnât say anything, but perhaps Griffin can somehow detect the sense of âgriffin wtfâ radiating from him.Â










