Ship First, Rationalize Later

Rekt

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

THE BEAUTY

I DIDN’T KNOW IF I SHOULD COMBINE HAWKMOTH WITH GOTHEL - like I didn’t know if it would work and I really wanted to include the screenshots that I did and tumblr limits you to 10 - but now I know that it most DEFINITELY DOES WORK OMG

FATHER KNOWS BEST

NO BUT IF YOU CONTINUE IT PART OF THE SONG ENDS UP “LISTEN TO YOUR DADDY” AND THEN IT JUST NEEDS TO STOP