[T R A N S M I S S I O N I N T E R C E P T E D]
"Wait, wait, wait, BATMAN???"
"Syd, I-I-I don't think-"
"As in THE Batman?!?"
"Sydney, she-"
"WICKEEEEEEEED!! You gotta tell us all you know!! What's he like? Does he come to the cosmetic store at all? I've heard he's got a badass butler! [GASP] DOES HE NEED ANOTHER SIDEKICK?! Inquiring minds want to KNOW! :D"
āWhat did I just say?ā Sigh. āOn second thought, anything to break the monotony.ā āI met Batman under⦠less than ideal conditions.ā āI can tell you heās tall and muscular and speaks with a gravelly voice. He has a lot of gadgets and I doubt he would win his fights as much as he does without his toys.ā Annoyed. āI know for a fact heās faced some very skilled fighters.ā āAs for a butler, heās probably rich enough for that if he has all that tech. And I wouldnāt be surprised if he used cosmetics to help with disguises. Iāve never seen him shop anywhere though.ā āHeh. Thanks for the questions, kid. Gave me some things to think about. Dig the hair.ā











