They call me cry baby.

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

I think it'd be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I'm so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don't work well in groups. I resent your establishment and all it stands for but I need money to live. Hire me please god hire me I can't keep living with my parents. Because I'm transgender. Okay fuck you email me back. God bless

I just want to be insatiably lusted after. Is that too much to ask?

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

when the hell yugioh say this

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

If you ever saw me naked, you’re welcome.