-----requires fisticuffs.

CHAPTER 1: THE RIVER’S EDGE

“i’ve been thinking about us.”

“i’m asking you now if you love me.”

“of course i love you, ____. but i can’t give you the answer you want.”

“one summer can change everything.”

“it’s about following your heart, right?”

“as long as you don’t give up your passion.”

“eventually, there will be a reckoning.”

“that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? it won’t last.”

“are you scared, ____?”

“don’t freak out. just trust me.”

“i’m breakfast at tiffany’s, but this place is strictly in cold blood.”

“he was looking for the girl next door. instead, he found me.”

“you wanted fire? sorry, _________. my specialty’s ice.”

“just… talk to her. it could go a long way. would have gone a long way with me.” 

“you are so perfect. i’ll never deserve you.”

CHAPTER 2: A TOUCH OF EVIL

“romeo and juliet are the exception, not the rule.”

“once again, fate throws us together.”

“sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.”

“what? what are you going to do?”

“i’m not. i want to be. i thought i could be. but it’s too much, too fast.”

“what do you know about it, _____? or about me, even?”

“he wasn’t perfect. but he always tried to do the right thing.”

“sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend.”

“why don’t we both just do that bro thing where we nod like douches & mutually suppress our emotions?”

“is there something you want to tell me, pal?”

“did you & _______ kill him together?”

“i’m alone.”

“we’re not gonna hug in front of the entire town.”

“it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”

“it is not my fault he doesn’t like you.”

CHAPTER 3: BODY DOUBLE

“spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.”

“i don’t follow rules, i make them. & when necessary, i break them.”

“nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”

“you don’t want to slow down, do you?”

“they have zero remorse for the lives they destroy.”

“does he not know who i am?”

“i’d love to stay. but i gotta shake down an evil adventure scout.”

“not bad.”

“maybe i don’t know _______.”

“you came through for me. in a way no one else ever has before.”

“i would’ve done anything to protect _____.”

“i saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”

“maybe we should slow it down a little.”

"she’s right.”

“would i have complete freedom?”

CHAPTER 4: THE LAST PICTURE SHOW

“where did you find all of this?”

“oh, i’m already there!”

“you’re right. i’m selfish, & i’m stupid.”

“make some room, outcasts.”

“what’s next, selling her hair extensions?”

“it’s off-brand & sends a false message about acceptance.”

“shut the hell up, or you’ll find out!”

“i just hate when people disrespect my cinematic experience.”

"i’ll figure it out. i always do.”

“you are not the things you said.” 

“you’re not stupid. this wasn’t your fault.”

“i have a strong inkling.”

“threatened, much?”

“i learned that from the nancy drew detective handbook.”

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?